Are You Left Handed Or Right Handed?

[anon]

[Artemis]

I am largely ambidextrous, although frustratingly was forced to write with my right hand when I was at school and largely lost the ability to write with my left, alot of other activities I am comfortable using either hand (which is actually sometimes confusing).

[Mr. Mulder]

How can i tell? I seem to have both, one on each side???

[Artemis]

How can i tell? I seem to have both, one on each side???

Well that is a poser..... when people throw things at you, which hand do you throw up in defence of your face, and how good are your reflexes?

[IdolEyes787]

Better to ask him which hand he uses to jerk off with.

[Mr. Mulder]

i suppose i use my left for jamming my thumb up my arse whilst using the right to strangle a seagull, watching the life fade from its eyes... ?

[IdolEyes787]

i suppose i use my left for jamming my thumb up my arse whilst using the right to strangle a seagull, watching the life fade from its eyes... ?

As an unlicensed and untrained internet psychiatrist I'm willing to bet my reputation that the part of your brain that has serial killer tendencies is waging a war for dominance with the part of your brain that is a sexual pervert.

As for a treatment, my advise is to smoke dope and play video games.

Not at the same time though as that could be dangerous.

[Mr. Mulder]

I haven't gotten high in 5 days which is something of a record of late, i've also progressed dramatically on Max Payne, i believe it makes me a better detective. Yet there's just something about cradling a dead seagull in my arms, weeping, telling it not to worry. And living next to the sea there's always plenty of them and I've never truly lost my first erection, it seems to be permanent. I've just assumed all of you were doing the same sort of stuff so i guess what i'm trying to say is right - I am right handed

[Artemis]

Better to ask him which hand he uses to jerk off with.

Now you see I got to insult Mr Mulder in a subtle off handed manner while you got to lift the lid on the can of worms that is squirming under there....lucky you!

[IdolEyes787]

I haven't gotten high in 5 days which is something of a record of late, i've also progressed dramatically on Max Payne, i believe it makes me a better detective. Yet there's just something about cradling a dead seagull in my arms, weeping, telling it not to worry. And living next to the sea there's always plenty of them and I've never truly lost my first erection, it seems to be permanent. I've just assumed all of you were doing the same sort of stuff so i guess what i'm trying to say is right - I am right handed

Many,many years ago in the before time when magazines still existed,there was a Penthouse letter where the writer talked about putting on his special "seagull fucking hat" and then going out and proceeding to fuck seagulls.

Now as obviously none of those letters to Penthouse were just stuff made up by staff writers,I was wondering if you still have the hat that guy was you?

Personally I don't care one way or the other but Art seems fascinated by this sort of thing and if I'm reading this right, especially if it involves worms.

Btw playing Max Payne does make you a better detective but only in that alternate world where being a detective doesn't involve solving crime but does involve killing most everything in your path in slow motion.