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    Possibly not as you have heard them before

    Cursing and animated filth warning.

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    OMG those are hilarious.

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    fantastic

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    Good find, they are good

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    i nearly pee'd my pant.............





























    oh.....hang on a min.................





















    i did

















    brb

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    great stuff



    Hickory, dickory, dock,

    This bitch was sucking my cock

    The clock struck two,

    I dumped my goo,

    And dropped her at the end of the block.


    Mary had a little lamb,

    She kept in the backyard.

    When she took her panties off,

    His wooly dick got hard


    Old mother hubbard,

    Went to the cupboard,

    To get her old dog a bone.

    When she bent over,

    Rover took over,

    And gave her a bone of his own.


    Little boy blue,

    He needed the money


    There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

    She had so many kids

    Her uterus fell out.


    Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,

    Had a wife,

    Liked to beat her,

    Smacked her twice around the head,

    Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.


    Old mother goose,

    Yeah, I fucked her


    Jack and Jill went up the hill

    Each with a dollar and a quarter

    Jill came down with two dollars fifty,

    The dirty whore.


    Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

    Trim that pussy,

    It's too damn hairy.


    Little Miss Muffet,

    Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

    Along came a spider,

    and sat down beside her,

    And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"


    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

    Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,

    All the king's horses

    and all the king's men

    said, "Served you right, you fat fucker."

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    classics

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    1 i made up myself in 6th grade


    yankee doodle went to town
    riding on a chicken
    stuck his finger up his ass and called it finger licking!

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    Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 00:59


    yah right

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