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[NotoriousBIC]

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 13:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 13:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NotoriousBIC@10 May 2004 - 13:22
Well, they ARE your kids, ain&#39;t they? Then she&#39;ll be able to handle them just fine

I was more referring to her having to get her mid-section scalpelled open every time I want to procreate.

956 [/b][/quote]
Ah well, missed that one
Is that because he&#39;s sitting on his bum or because of prior ceasrians?

[chalice]

Well, my palms are getting sweaty and I&#39;m revving up for the final push.

I&#39;m digging my heels deep into the sandbags and screwing on my bayonet. My tin hat is rusty but durable.

I&#39;m waiting for the captain to give the whistle.

956

[chalice]

Originally posted by NotoriousBIC+10 May 2004 - 13:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NotoriousBIC @ 10 May 2004 - 13:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 13:24
<!--QuoteBegin-NotoriousBIC

@10 May 2004 - 13:22
Well, they ARE your kids, ain&#39;t they? Then she&#39;ll be able to handle them just fine

I was more referring to her having to get her mid-section scalpelled open every time I want to procreate.

956

Ah well, missed that one
Is that because he&#39;s sitting on his bum or because of prior ceasrians? [/b][/quote]
The fact is she&#39;s just too petite, Bic.

She&#39;s knee-high to Tinkerbell.

Shortarse, I call her.

957

[j2k4]

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 07:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice &#064; 10 May 2004 - 07:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-NotoriousBIC@10 May 2004 - 13:22
Well, they ARE your kids, ain&#39;t they? Then she&#39;ll be able to handle them just fine

I was more referring to her having to get her mid-section scalpelled open every time I want to procreate.

956[/b][/quote]
Boy, stars and kids; you want it all, eh?

Here&#39;s my idea, Chalice:

Get the stars, then promise the little lady this will be her last C-section.

It&#39;s only fair.

Congrats on your impending boy-child, BTW.

We look forward to cyber-cigars in about 90 days, then.

[chalice]

Thanks J2. As long as you can stoop to Havanas, you&#39;ve got yourself a smokin&#39; buddy.

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[NotoriousBIC]

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 13:29
The fact is she&#39;s just too petite, Bic.

She&#39;s knee-high to Tinkerbell.

Shortarse, I call her.

957

Ah well nothing wrong with a small ass, but wow knee-high to Tinkerbell?
Well I wish you good luck and the same to your missus.

[jazzthefunk]

Whats the meaning of life Chalice?

[Busyman]

chalice.........I didn&#39;t know you were a guy?

The name...the way you post...

First I find out Jonno&#39;s is gay er bisexual and now I find out a member named chalice is a dude. AAAARRRGHH&#33;&#33;&#33;

Anyway feel free to reply. It should get you to 1000 easily.

[chalice]

Originally posted by Busyman@10 May 2004 - 14:09
chalice.........I didn&#39;t know you were a guy?

The name...the way you post...

First I find out Jonno&#39;s is gay er bisexual and now I find out a member named chalice is a dude. AAAARRRGHH&#33;&#33;&#33;

Anyway feel free to reply. It should get you to 1000 easily.

I would have thought that my member details were a bit of a dead giveaway.

I&#39;ll leave the machismo to you. You&#39;ve got enough testosterone for the both of us.

958

[chalice]

Originally posted by jazzthefunk@10 May 2004 - 14:04
Whats the meaning of life Chalice?

There is no meaning of life.

Matter and energy are completely arbitrary.

959