Question For The Girls

[gungrave]

no comment

[*goddess*]

Catch ya's laters chickens.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 23:11
At least your honest.

i would never want to go threw that ...ive seen girls go threw that god bless'm

[gungrave]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 03:24
Catch ya's laters chickens.

in a bit rabbit
:music1:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well so far An...........erm Danib is closest.........Ok girls it goes like this

Man stands........
Girl kicks
Mans breath goes like being winded
Man cups nuts and drops to knees closing eyes as tight as poss
Within seconds a horrible nortious feeling kicks in , not a feeling sick but a aweful weird pain sickness type thing in you stomach
Man then just colapses and curls up
Tears stream and thoughts of useless genetailier run thru mind
Followed by paranoid thoughts of never being able to walk again as your legs just cease to work.
This is followed sometime later by the stomach pain slowly subsiding which is when the mans nuts themselfs actually start to ache.
Man then raises slowly to feet and finds the softest chair/seat he can find.
Next is plans of revenge
Girl then either runs or offers to suck nuts better

It's simple

Girl + Kick to mans nuts = Wild beast in serious angry mode looking for comfort and vengence

So advice

DON'T DO IT!!!!

Ps: To any lads that have been kicked in the nuts and say it does'nt hurt.......your nuts are too small and they missed

Jonno B)

[RGX]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 11:49
Well so far An...........erm Danib is closest.........Ok girls it goes like this

Man stands........
Girl kicks
Mans breath goes like being winded
Man cups nuts and drops to knees closing eyes as tight as poss
Within seconds a horrible nortious feeling kicks in , not a feeling sick but a aweful weird pain sickness type thing in you stomach
Man then just colapses and curls up
Tears stream and thoughts of useless genetailier run thru mind
Followed by paranoid thoughts of never being able to walk again as your legs just cease to work.
This is followed sometime later by the stomach pain slowly subsiding which is when the mans nuts themselfs actually start to ache.
Man then raises slowly to feet and finds the softest chair/seat he can find.
Next is plans of revenge
Girl then either runs or offers to suck nuts better

It's simple

Girl + Kick to mans nuts = Wild beast in serious angry mode looking for comfort and vengence

So advice

DON'T DO IT!!!!

Ps: To any lads that have been kicked in the nuts and say it does'nt hurt.......your nuts are too small and they missed

Jonno B)

I was sitting down with my mates in the park recenty when I noticed one of them sitting next to me with his legs spread pretty wide open....I took the opportunity and smacked with the back of my hand for a laugh (reasonably gently). As I got up to run before he could retaliate he swung his legs round as a reflex and caught me square in the crotch at full power.....I tried to stumble away but kept falling over and almost puked.....never had it that bad before. Right in front of the girls that were with us as well.

Message to girls: NEVER EVER kick us at full power to make sure.....anything more than a gentle pat is going to bring us to our knees, trust me.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yup, even a flick of the finger caught just right is enough

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by RGX@10 May 2004 - 13:16
Message to girls: NEVER EVER kick us at full power to make sure.....anything more than a gentle pat is going to bring us to our knees, trust me.

Had that done to me when I was nine I think.

Most painful thing I've never been subjected to this far in my life.

She thought it was feckin' funny though.

Phear teh wimmin

[Adster]

well my ex bit my nuts ones fucking hurt like hell

let me tell you I wasn't laughing about it

I think woman just find it as a turn on

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well I can hoenstly say that I been hurt lots of times in various ways including a certain popular jewish operation and getting.....erm...how shall I say.......excited... with 15 stitches, THAT was painful but like you say, nothing compares, nothing has ever brought me to my knees cept a kick in the jewls
Oh and too much alcohol

Jonno B)

@Ad.....You shoulda bit her back