Ok, growing up my parents never took me eat at crap fastfood places. McDonald's, Burger King, Hardees, Long John Silvers, Jack in the Box, Burger Chef, Arbys and on and on, I never ate there, ever. My Mother could make a better meal than those while having a grand mal seizure.
The only 2 "fastfood" places we went to were a local chain: "Steak n' Shake"
and the national chain:KFC
Like it or not, KFC has a signature taste that everyone can immediately recognize. I actually like that ole original recipe.
Anywho, I was getting dinner tonight and ordered the NEW oven roasted strips with green beans and rice, just to try it.
The chicken was dry and tough, the selection of herbs was signature only in it's odiousness. Basically a salt ladden piece of crap with crap sides.
A fiscal kick in the nuts and highly disrespectful to the memory of the Colonel.
Being a taste tester for KFC, I hold Craphorn fully responsible. He should have both condemned this new dish and warned the forum of its evility. Funky has sold us out. Clearly, some under the table passing of the green.
So now I sit, hungry, salty, angry, with my wallet empty, wondering if I can boil my extra mouse into a passable soup.
You are a bad man Funny Craphorn!
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