Cheese Grates Are Dangerous

[Skweeky]

Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb
This time it was my index

Marc says he's going to make the house kiddie proof because I keep having stupid accidents

[Snee]

err

How rare.




Dangerous things them cheesegraters.

[J'Pol]

Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.

[Mr. Mulder]

Maybe you should just eat it raw, straight of the trees

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb
This time it was my index

Who said women belonged in the kitchen?

Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.

Even better! Learn to delegate tasks, have someone else grate it for you...

[2nd gen noob]

[REALLY BAD JOKE]
I was working at Asda once and got caught having sex with the cheese grater. It hurt because the manager found out about it and fired us both
[/REALLY BAD JOKE]

[Snee]

Originally posted by Gurahl+15 May 2004 - 17:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 15 May 2004 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :&#39;(
So I thought I&#39;d learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn&#39;t grate my thumb
This time it was my index

Who said women belonged in the kitchen? [/b][/quote]
&#39;twas I, last Thursday.

I meant it as a joke though.

[Skweeky]

Don&#39;t worry, when Marc is home I let him do it

Did I already tell you guys I&#39;m going to be a nurse For kiddies. Moi

Shocking, innit?

[Snee]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 17:18
Don&#39;t worry, when Marc is home I let him do it

Did I already tell you guys I&#39;m going to be a nurse For kiddies. Moi

Shocking, innit?

An actual med. nurse?

&#39;cos that takes a few years of education you know.

I was a nurse&#39;s aid, crappiest job ever&#33;

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:18
Don&#39;t worry, when Marc is home I let him do it

Did I already tell you guys I&#39;m going to be a nurse For kiddies. Moi

Shocking, innit?

You do know, that as a nurse you sometimes have to handle sharp and/or pointy objects, don&#39;t you?

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