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    This joke illustrates y women (especially blondes) dont play soccer: blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
    The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

    The girl said she was.

    A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

    The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

    Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

    "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
    The most addicktive music in the world is...William hung's!! Nah jk he can just suck my hotdog.

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    funny.did you make that up?

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    Once again funny u should ask but ill keep it a secret. And now now strictly no badgering coz if i say no it means no!
    The most addicktive music in the world is...William hung's!! Nah jk he can just suck my hotdog.

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    naw you dint make it up

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