Favorite Family Guy Moment

[Mathea]

this too

watching Cricket on British TV]
Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."
Peter: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.

[KazaaBoy]

Stewie to the airplane captin who picks him up.

Stewie:
Release me at once? I will give you anything

Money?

Women?


Men




Couldn't stop lauging.





Stewie:
Cut my eggs

Butler:
Your eggs are cut sir.

Stewie:
Cut my milk

Butler:
I can't sir, it's liquid

Stewie:
Imbecile, freeze it then cut it. Question me one more time and I will destroy you.



Police:
Hey, you're that black guy I saw the other day on TV.

Peter:
Yeah, that's me.

Police:
This is car 15, I have a stolen vehicle here.

Peter:
But this is my car

Police:
Suspect getting belligerent (aggressive)

Peter:
What?

Police:
Office down.

Then 3 police cars come from no where and surround him

Couldn't stop laughing

[SillyRumours]

i can't remember the scene fully but:

(Some one hits a golfball somewhere, scene cuts to a bull in a china shop, apparently looking for a nice vase, the golf ball flys through the window and smashes everything in the shop )

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by SillyRumours@18 June 2004 - 03:58
i can't remember the scene fully but:

(Some one hits a golfball somewhere, scene cuts to a bull in a china shop, apparently looking for a nice vase, the golf ball flys through the window and smashes everything in the shop )

lol, peter's birthday party, the bull is like "i swear to god it's not wat it looks like"

[blitz]

My favorite was the first episode, when Peter and the family are watching "Philadelphia" and he's saying that everything that Tom Hanks says is funny, then right then Tom Hanks says that he has AIDS and Peter bursts our laughing.

[SillyRumours]

Hugh Grant: Um, ah, uh, err, ah, ah, uh, um ah, i'm sorry but i'm so charmingly befuddled

Lois: What going on down here
Stewie: We're playing house
Lois: But that boy's tied up
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

tasteless, but still funny

[mike45450]

Here are some of my faves

Series 3 - Screwed The Pooch

*Brian sniffs a dogs ass in a public park, and a whole group of people see him*

Brian: Sorry...I thought i smelled....uh...cookies

Mort (ginger haired loser guy): Wow, does it really smell like cook...Oh god! She farted and it went down my throat!

I couldnt stop laughing at that one

Series 3 - A Fish Out Of Water

Tom Tucker's son: What's that daddy?

Tom: Well that Mercury Jake. The planet closest to the sun. What it's doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest...we should probably ask a scientis...

Peter: I'm a guy you jackass!

Series 2 - E. Peterbus something

The whole scene with Steven Segal beating up them seals...i was crying with laughter when i first saw that

Series 2 - The Story On The Front Page

*Stewie implants a mind-controlling device on Chris*

Chris/Stewie: Good day shopkeep. I require a buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project. I'm...some sort of student studying...oh blast, what the devil do they study these days? Uh...Latin Class

*later on*

Chris/Stewie: Who the duece are you? No i don't have any change, where would i keep it in my diaper?! Get outta here ya hobo! Oh bloddy hell, is this thing still on?

Shopkeeper's standing thinking WTF!!

When Peter tries to seduce Luke Perry...that was hilarious too. *freezes his nipple to squeeze the juice from an orange* LMAO!

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by mike45450@19 June 2004 - 06:27
Here are some of my faves

Series 3 - Screwed The Pooch

*Brian sniffs a dogs ass in a public park, and a whole group of people see him*

Brian: Sorry...I thought i smelled....uh...cookies

Mort (ginger haired loser guy): Wow, does it really smell like cook...Oh god! She farted and it went down my throat!

I couldnt stop laughing at that one

Series 3 - A Fish Out Of Water

Tom Tucker's son: What's that daddy?

Tom: Well that Mercury Jake. The planet closest to the sun. What it's doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest...we should probably ask a scientis...

Peter: I'm a guy you jackass!

Series 2 - E. Peterbus something

The whole scene with Steven Segal beating up them seals...i was crying with laughter when i first saw that

Series 2 - The Story On The Front Page

*Stewie implants a mind-controlling device on Chris*

Chris/Stewie: Good day shopkeep. I require a buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project. I'm...some sort of student studying...oh blast, what the devil do they study these days? Uh...Latin Class

*later on*

Chris/Stewie: Who the duece are you? No i don't have any change, where would i keep it in my diaper?! Get outta here ya hobo! Oh bloddy hell, is this thing still on?

Shopkeeper's standing thinking WTF!!

When Peter tries to seduce Luke Perry...that was hilarious too. *freezes his nipple to squeeze the juice from an orange* LMAO!

all those were hilarious, i actually cried when i watched the steven seagal one and the mercury thing

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

LMFAO

[SillyRumours]

(Peter witnessing the miracle of birth)
Peter: Wow, you have a baby girl. Oh my god! Your girl has a penis!

[Wolfmight]

peter: All I got is that big ass pinyada (literally a big ass) Brain: I hope that has candy in it....

peter: Well your better off without her. Probably married some idiot. brain: yea, I suppose.. (peter trys to hit the golf ball in the hole when it's a ft away and misses constantly) peter: damn...damn....damn...damn...damn....damn

The time when peter had turned the house into a giant talking puppet with a rope to pull the whole roof up and down like a mouth.

Lois is trying to choose which Peter to kill because one is an evil robot.
Lois eventually gives up and shoots one of them.. so the Peter left walks up to her and say,"You made the right decision".
Suddenly in a quick matter... after Peter hugs Lois, his face falls down and electronic noises come out.
Lois:What was th-
Peter:"*Slam*Nothin!"

Peter looks at a man in a chicken suit giving out coupons and daydreams a very detailed scene of having a major fight with him. Then wakes out of it and hears what the man says.. then replies,"You cant give away chickens..that's sex jelly".
The chicken man says the world will end at year 2000 and peter yells "NOOOOOOO" ignoreing the chicken man and runs to the Trix rabbit. Peter grabs the box of Trix out of the rabbit's hands and says,"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!!".