Favorite Family Guy Moment

[Titus808]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+14 June 2004 - 07:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 14 June 2004 - 07:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#33;GGY@13 June 2004 - 23:25
Cant remember the full sceene but it went a little like this:
unknown:whats your name?
peter:um pea.....tear....grifen
Not funny unless you seen it.

That was a funny one.

A guy asks for his name, and he tries to come up with a fake name. He looks at peas on a table, and says "Pea," then he sees a woman crying and says "Tear", then he sees some flying animal and says "Griffin". [/b][/quote]
that was what I was gonna say/type . That was genius.

on that same episode when he put all the pregneant women&#39;s fingers in warm water. :roflmao:

and the y2k chicken fight.

[Donnie Darko]

Has eny1 seen the episode "Brian go&#39;s to hollywood"The funnyest part was when he&#39;s on the phone and he swallows his cell phone and he has to punch him self just to dial the phone

[joker23]

i dont know if sumone already said this but my favorite moment is when stuwie is blowing on (i think its a tuba) and he pushes and blows and no sound comes out then all u hear is a fart&#33;&#33; and stuwie looks at everyone and starts walking backwards slowly i couldent stop laughing after that&#33;&#33;&#33;

[cpt_azad]

The time when peter had turned the house into a giant talking puppet with a rope to pull the whole roof up and down like a mouth.

lmao, "bring me a toolshed for i am hungry"

lois: "peter, did u get that thing checked out?"

peter: "oh, u mean the growth? ya ya, i did..."
flashback
peter: "wat&#39;s that thing?"

doctor: "that&#39;s ur penis"

peter: "ahuh, i c, ........ and tha----"

doctor: "ur testicles"

[Wolfmight]

Lois: Peter you just ate a years supply of freeze dried food&#33;

Peter: Heh, what a waste, because I&#39;m still hungry (drinks glass of water)

*BOOM*

Fatter Peter: Everyone leave.. I have to poo...........NOW&#33;

[cpt_azad]

I have to poo...........NOW

lol

peter: "ur not fat chris, u just come from a long line of husky griffins, like ur great great uncle jabba the griffin"

flashback

jabba the griffin: "u jaba naba loi wookie nipple pinchie" <-- the way he had made his eyes small is wat cracked me up

[Jay]

i love whenever chris mentions the evil monkey in his room.

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by Jay@21 June 2004 - 00:11
i love whenever chris mentions the evil monkey in his room.

lol

chris: the sad thing is he wasn&#39;t always evil
flashback
monkey: honey i&#39;m home, guess who made partner? (walks upstairs and finds monkey wife sleeping wit another monkey)
all 3 monkeys start yelling and jumping up and down B) i love chris&#39;s idiocy, like that how to eat an oreo bit

[SillyRumours]

and when Peter was teaching Chris how to get away without paying for the meal

"Waiter there&#39;s a dead guy in my soup"

and the "i got your nose" and "i got your face" thing

[mike45450]

Originally posted by cpt_azad@21 June 2004 - 09:00
peter: "ur not fat chris, u just come from a long line of husky griffins, like ur great great uncle jabba the griffin"

flashback

jabba the griffin: "u jaba naba loi wookie nipple pinchie" <-- the way he had made his eyes small is wat cracked me up&nbsp;

LMAO&#33; Yeah, that was funny as hell.

I just remembered some more

The Story on the front page (i think)

Lois: Don&#39;t eat anymore stewie, you&#39;ll spoil your appetite

Stewie: Oh come on&#33;

*Stewie tries to get the chocolate roll things and Chris gives them to him*

Stewie: I say, if i could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan, well there&#39;s no limit to what i cou...oh my god&#33; There&#39;s an orgy in my mouth&#33;

The part with "Stewie&#39;s big and tall man shop" was hilarious too

Dammit Janet

That little part with "The Communists" when that old man jumps on the table and dances....that was classic