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    Ok after a conversation about a guy having his shorts pulled down in a pub, nothing on undernieth.

    Everyone instantly started taking the piss out of his size (being tackedful here )

    And I got to thinking about the times that has happend, I've never seen someone have that happen to them and someone shout "My god thats huge" etc and I've realised why

    Whats the first thing you do if someone pulls down your shorts?

    You bend down and try to hide your privates while grabbing your shorts to pull up right?

    Well there it is.........You try to hide them/It , as you bend down your manhood retracts making it appear much smaller than atually is.

    So in conclusion I will give the advice that I myself will heed to, and that is if someone pulls down your shorts, stay stood up, it's much less demeening


    Sorry, just one of my weird thought processes

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    well done jonno

    you have officially freaked me out
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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 June 2004 - 22:11
    about a guy
    sure - everyone always says it was "some guy"


    and yes - you could try that other technique next time it happens to you

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    i was gonna welcome you back, but i read your post

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    @SB........Oh it's happend to me loads of times, I guess the last 3 times have been the ones I just stood, once I just stood there and someone pulled my shorts up for me cos they were embarrassed

    @GR..........Welcome me back?.........Have I been somewhere?

    @Gems.............Thats what friends are for

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    Somebody pulled my friend Greg's pants down once far enough that his balls were a flappin'....

    He went home with 2 chix that night... Actually he didnt even have a home cuz he was staying in a cubby hole under my stairs. Ive been in that cubby hole, and I don't know what could posess a girl to allow herself to get harpooned in a little rat shit trap like that, but Greg had a way of rooting out girls like that. If that's for better or worse I can't say for sure.

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    Oh good.

    Another excellent reason not to patronize bars.
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    This is why we love you Jonno!

    You don't think perhaps everyones laughs and says its tiny because either... its fucking tiny or its just not something you say?

    ...bah what do I and the hundreds of people i've co-witnessed/been victim of know.

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    JONNO_CELEBS's Avatar Densly Loadan BT Rep: +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20
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    Well if not for my rising warning level I would prove it Have done before

    And I give myself no credit at all.............don't need to, everyone else does that for me

    Anyway, you bend over to pull your shorts up and take a look, that shot there does'nt do anyone justice

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    Thank God that has never happened to me.


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