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  • I have a tiny penis.

    5 12.50%
  • I have another reason.

    11 27.50%
  • I don't steal.

    17 42.50%
  • I steal food because I'm hungry.

    7 17.50%
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Thread: Do You Steal Things Because...

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    Pole Request!

    Do you steal things that are inedible because:

    A ) You have a tiny penis
    B ) Other
    C ) You don't steal
    D ) You steal food

    I can't see any other reason?
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    Gemby!'s Avatar Poster
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    what about - because you are hungry ??
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    i steal teh food.

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    There you go.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  5. Lounge   -   #5
    Tea leaf not me.

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    Gemby!'s Avatar Poster
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    i didnt say steal FOOD because your hungry - i just said steal because your hungry ....doesn't have to be food
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  7. Lounge   -   #7
    Originally posted by gemby!@18 June 2004 - 12:32
    i didnt say steal FOOD because your hungry - i just said steal because your hungry ....doesn't have to be food
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  8. Lounge   -   #8
    I think statistics speak for themselves!

    50% of non-food crime is tiny-penis-itus related, and i've been robbed twice in the
    last fortnight.
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    Originally posted by benxuk@18 June 2004 - 12:53
    I think statistics speak for themselves!

    50% of non-food crime is tiny-penis-itus related, and i've been robbed twice in the
    last fortnight.
    i blame society for giving people with wee willys a bad name
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

  10. Lounge   -   #10
    Originally posted by gemby&#33;+18 June 2004 - 18:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 18 June 2004 - 18:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-benxuk@18 June 2004 - 12:53
    I think statistics speak for themselves&#33;

    50% of non-food crime is tiny-penis-itus related, and i&#39;ve been robbed twice in the
    last fortnight.
    i blame society for giving people with wee willys a bad name [/b][/quote]
    Whats wrong with "Jonno Raddon"?






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