Vaseline

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Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

A man is accused of applying Vaseline to Every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week,
the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff.
Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels --
and everything else in the room.

A check of the trash turned up
14 empty containers of Vaseline,
drug paraphernalia,
cocaine residue,
and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel.
The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

[Skweeky]

Each to his own I always say

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 June 2004 - 16:05
Each to his own I always say

So, what do you use, Skweeks????

[Skweeky]

Water based lube

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 June 2004 - 16:21
Water based lube

but that stuff dries out and gets sticky................ :helpsmile:

[Skweeky]

No, it's non sticky and it's really good. Only need a drop of it

[Wolfmight]

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Please mayah.. I say I say I don't do it! I's jus havin a lil fun yah know. I was bout orgasimin till yas bust my door down and it slide on de flur like t'was ice or some"in. Why you gotsa com betwen me's and ma affairs? I maried da hand far n square yas know.

[brenda]

I just use it to remove my make-up

[Mr. Mulder]

He must have a pretty big cawk ...or more than one

[crazy_billy_bats]

I love the way you included a picture of the guy.

Nice touch.