Student, 12, Caught Loading Rifle.

[lynx]

Naomi Lewis, 38, a cafeteria worker at Bull Run, was charged with possession of a firearm on school property. Her arraignment also was set for Monday.

Since the firearms were in her car, we can assume her car was on the premises, even better than "close by".

However, note where she worked.

I bet he got extra large portions in the cafeteria.

No wonder he was a fat bastard.

[MagicNakor]

I've yet to find cafeteria food one could stomach on a daily basis, nevermind to consume enough of to gain additional weight.

[clocker]

I suspect the poor child was not an epicure such as your fine self, MN.

A daily dose of mac & cheese prolly suited him just fine.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by lynx@21 June 2004 - 04:06

Naomi Lewis, 38, a cafeteria worker at Bull Run, was charged with possession of a firearm on school property. Her arraignment also was set for Monday.

Since the firearms were in her car, we can assume her car was on the premises, even better than "close by".

However, note where she worked.

I bet he got extra large portions in the cafeteria.

No wonder he was a fat bastard.

I meant "close by" as in, "not only on the premises, but close to an entrance", the better to escape notice, lynx

[lynx]

Originally posted by j2k4+21 June 2004 - 20:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 21 June 2004 - 20:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@21 June 2004 - 04:06

Naomi Lewis, 38, a cafeteria worker at Bull Run, was charged with possession of a firearm on school property. Her arraignment also was set for Monday.

Since the firearms were in her car, we can assume her car was on the premises, even better than "close by".

However, note where she worked.

I bet he got extra large portions in the cafeteria.

No wonder he was a fat bastard.

I meant "close by" as in, "not only on the premises, but close to an entrance", the better to escape notice, lynx [/b][/quote]
Ah, and what&#39;s more there&#39;d be a total lack of exercise.

Another reason for being a lardboy.

[clocker]

I&#39;m guessing you would have been on his list, Lynx.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by lynx@21 June 2004 - 18:07

Ah, and what&#39;s more there&#39;d be a total lack of exercise.

Another reason for being a lardboy.

To aid in obscuring the guns, you see.

I must echo Clocker&#39;s sentiment, though, lynx-why (at this remove) go so hard on the boy&#39;s obesity?

[Alex H]

Yeah, remember all the other kids teased him for being fat - watch out, he&#39;ll be after you next lynx.

:gunsmile:

[lynx]

Teasing only works if the person being teased knows about it.

Anyway, I wasn&#39;t intending to be hard on the guy, I was merely showing probable reasons why he is overweight.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by lynx@22 June 2004 - 23:46
Teasing only works if the person being teased knows about it.

Anyway, I wasn&#39;t intending to be hard on the guy, I was merely showing probable reasons why he is overweight.

And doing it well enough, I suppose.

Innocently, too.