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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
    And now that you've come into my life ...

    (Inside the card) -
    I've changed my mind.


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    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ...

    (Inside card) -
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ....

    (Inside card) -
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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    4. Congratulations on your promotion.
    But before you go ....

    (Inside card) -
    Will you take the knife from my back?
    You'll probably need it again.


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    5. Someday I hope to marry ...

    (Inside card) -
    Someone other than you.


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    6. Happy Birthday !!!!
    You look great for your age ....

    (Inside card) -
    Almost life like !!!


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    7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ...

    (Inside card) -
    Now that we've broken up, I think it's time for you to keep your word !!!


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    8. We've been friends for a very long time ...

    (Inside card) -
    What do you say we stop now ???


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    9. I'm so miserable without you ...

    (Inside card) -
    It's almost like you're still here.


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    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ....

    (Inside card) -
    Did you ever find out who the father was?


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    11. You are such a good friend.
    If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ........

    (Inside card) -
    I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.


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    12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)


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    13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ......

    (Inside card) -
    What was I thinking ???????????


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    14. Congratulations on your wedding day ........

    (Inside card) -
    It's a shame no one likes your husband.

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    Originally posted by hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
    (...)
    12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)
    (...)
    Ok, this one i don't get.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Made me smilke, not laugh, but at least a smile...
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    Originally posted by hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
    8. We've been friends for a very long time ...

    (Inside card) -
    What do you say we stop now ???
    thats just not right
    *Removed for being gay

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
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    Originally posted by Autumn Fox+24 June 2004 - 00:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Autumn Fox @ 24 June 2004 - 00:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
    (...)
    12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.&nbsp;
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)
    (...)
    Ok, this one i don&#39;t get. [/b][/quote]
    &#39;Inbreed&#39; i think they call it

    hmm...asspie

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    so true works round my part of the world to

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