26 More Ways To Leave Your Lover

[hippychick]

26 More Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Leave up the lid, Sid.

2. Throw his clothes on the lawn, Dawn.

3. Keep wetting the bed, Fred.

4. Stab her and a waiter after nightfall, Orenthal.

5. Send her to Capitol Hill, Bill.

6. Tell him you prefer your battery-operated toy, Joy.

7. Put on her teddy, Eddie.

8. Vote him off the show, Flo.

9. Throw a toaster in the tub, Bub.

10. Find another Cruz, Cruise.

11. Stop taking your Paxil, Axl.

12. Tell him you're really a man, Jan.

13. Tell her you're attracted to men, Ben.

14. Tell her about her odor, Fyodor.

15. Have an affair with an intern, Vern.

16. Call her a skank, Hank.

17. Dump her on "Springer," Klinger.

18. Marry her off to another wacko, Jacko.

19. Keep saying, "Dude, you're not gettin' a Dell!" Adele.

20. Dress like a girl, Merle.

21. Say she looks fat in those pants, Lance.

22. Tell her Ashcroft won't let you leave, Steve.

23. Run off with her mother, Strother.

24. Bust a cap in her kitty, P. Diddy.

25. Add small quantities of mercury to her dinner every night over a period of several years, making her slowly, but surely, insane, Wayne.

26. Make too many bad rhymes, Tom.

[Voetsek]

some pretty weird stuff there i kinda forgot the 80s must have been to drunk