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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    This is hilarious.........
    >
    > Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
    > This is a true story ...
    >
    > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to
    >her
    > car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
    >
    > She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
    > scream at the top of her voice, I have a gun, and I know how to
    >use
    >it!
    >Get
    > out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
    >
    > They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
    >proceeded to
    > load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
    >driver's
    > seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
    >ignition.
    >
    > She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
    >
    > A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
    >spaces
    > farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
    >Police
    > station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
    >laughing.
    >
    > He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
    >were
    > reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
    >white,
    > less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
    >carrying a
    >large
    > handgun.
    >
    > No charges were filed.

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    Originally posted by hippychick@29 June 2004 - 21:57

    > reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
    >white,
    > less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
    >carrying a
    >large
    > handgun.

    That's one of the funniest things i've read in a while
    I only licked you for the salt

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    lol, good one, funny

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    wonder if its true
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    Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
    wonder if its true
    Read it again.
    This is hilarious.........
    >
    > Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
    > This is a true story ...


    Good one.

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    Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+30 June 2004 - 09:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 30 June 2004 - 09:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
    wonder if its true
    Read it again.
    This is hilarious.........
    >
    > Don&#39;t mess with Grandma&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;?
    > This is a true story ...


    Good one. [/b][/quote]
    she could just be lying
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    Originally posted by Donnie Darko+30 June 2004 - 01:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Donnie Darko @ 30 June 2004 - 01:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@30 June 2004 - 09:38
    <!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko
    @30 June 2004 - 01:23
    wonder if its true

    Read it again.
    This is hilarious.........
    >
    > Don&#39;t mess with Grandma&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;?
    > This is a true story ...


    Good one.
    she could just be lying [/b][/quote]
    Hmmm.... I suppose that could be possible...

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    Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+30 June 2004 - 09:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 30 June 2004 - 09:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:54
    Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@30 June 2004 - 09:38
    <!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko
    @30 June 2004 - 01:23
    wonder if its true

    Read it again.
    This is hilarious.........
    >
    > Don&#39;t mess with Grandma&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;?
    > This is a true story ...


    Good one.

    she could just be lying
    Hmmm.... I suppose that could be possible... [/b][/quote]
    *Removed for being gay

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    it&#39;s funnier if you just ignore the fact that it probebly isn&#39;t .

    the point is to laugh anyway.
    I only licked you for the salt

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    Brilliant&#33;

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