Hi

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 14:43
Yo B)

DanB&Donnie:

Your avatars don't match in this thread!!!!

[Yogi]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+30 June 2004 - 15:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 30 June 2004 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Spider_dude@30 June 2004 - 15:05
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@30 June 2004 - 12:49
eat a munchie

go eat a lul.

Drug-crazed man makes meal of penis

A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 190 miles north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his genitals and devour it.

He is now in a stable condition in hospital, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre.

© Associated Press

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Man Gets 13 Million Dollars For Fried Penis


A California man was recently awarded 13 million dollars after a treatment at Vanderbilt University Medical Center went horribly wrong, making it necessary for physicians to amputate his penis.

Arthur C. Tucker Jr., who was diagnosed with a swollen prostate in December of 1998, went into the hospital for a routine one-hour treatment, but came out with a badly burned penis after the microwave-style device malfunctioned. The device, known as the Pros-ta-tron system, involves channeling microwave-energy through a catheter in the urethra, in order to burn off excess prostate cells. Somehow, during Tucker&#39;s treatment, the device slipped, causing the waves to be directed at his penis, rather than the intended prostate. Tucker&#39;s penis was reportedly so badly burned, that he was bed-ridden for nearly a month. 32 days following the botched treatment, it had to be amputated.

The Food and Drug Administration approved the Pros-ta-tron Treatment in 1996. By early 2000, they had received over 30 reports of problems such as bleeding, infections, burns and impotence, as a result. Vanderbilt University Medical Center is still using the controversial device, but reports that they have altered their procedures somewhat......

[Donnie Darko]

pun on some sunglass&#39;s and put on a smerk and ill use that

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 15:26
pun on some sunglass&#39;s and put on a smerk and ill use that

Okay, deal , i&#39;ll post it whenfre comes back with the bloody camera&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Donnie Darko]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+30 June 2004 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 30 June 2004 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 15:26
pun on some sunglass&#39;s and put on a smerk and ill use that

Okay, deal , i&#39;ll post it whenfre comes back with the bloody camera&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]

[bindi]

Haha, I love it, you two have a pic for everything&#33;

[Donnie Darko]

Originally posted by bindi@30 June 2004 - 14:05
Haha, I love it, you two have a pic for everything&#33;

[bindi]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 14:09

[Donnie Darko]

[bindi]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 14:16

I have no idea either

But I do know it&#39;s time for me to not be sitting here any longer.

Thanks for the laughs