Well I Guess Bot Decided

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by [B][O][T]+3 July 2004 - 00:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([O][T] @ 3 July 2004 - 00:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 July 2004 - 15:30
This thread. Sucks.

This thread is fun

BOT [/quote]
stfu

[CornerPocket]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 July 2004 - 08:42
Q: What did one gay man say to the other sitting at the bar?

A: May i push your stool in?

:x ..........................

[Celerystalksme]

A man walks into the confessional both one day and begins to confess his sins to the Priest
He says, “forgive me father for I have sinned.”

“Go on.” says the Priest.

The man says, “Well I have committed adultery…” but the Priest cuts him off. “I have heard enough” says the Priest. “Do 10 Hail Marys and you can go.

The next man walks in.

He says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” The Priest says, “Go on.” “Well I killed a man today…” the man says but he too is cut off. “I have heard enough” says the Priest. “100 Hail Marys and you can go.

A third man walks in.

“Forgive me father for I have sinned.” he says.

“Go on” says the Priest.

“Well I molested my 8 year old son yesterday.”

And the Priest says “REALLY?&#33; How was it?”

[[B][O][T]]

[Celerystalksme]

Q:How do you know you are at a gay BBQ?

A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

[Adster]

Originally posted by CornerPocket+3 July 2004 - 00:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CornerPocket @ 3 July 2004 - 00:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Adster@2 July 2004 - 08:34

Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 00:26

Originally posted by Adster@2 July 2004 - 08:22

Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 00:12
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@2 July 2004 - 08:07
and as for corner pocket after all you have always said I am on a spamming rage in your books ain&#39;t I???

well that was a year ago now you know what the real deal is

Everybody knows that you are a spamming rage, still are..............and the real deal is what?



and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word

don&#39;t play dumb mod with me

you know what I mean

you think those powers scare me?

...............scare, who said anything about scare...................what a minute guess you are saying I quoted that too.................................

powers what powers....let&#39;s see let me try *poof* you can no longer type.......did my powers work?

I challenge you corner.... err pocket

you want to see the adthomp back in July of 2003??

with his Spamming rampage&#33;&#33;

I can give him too you if you like once again???

but nah ill go easy on ya for now its such a stressful job

see no powers.................

ill go easy on ya for now its such a stressful job

promise [/b][/quote]


love that new member title did i inspire you too it

oh and btw you forgot to say abracadabra

[Rat Faced]

4 Nuns die in a Car Crash and are met at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter turns to the 1st Nun and says: "Because your so holy, I have to ask you if you&#39;ve ever had relations with a Man"

The Nun thinks and says looking embarressed, "Well, I did once touch a boys penis when i was a little Girl"

St Peter: "No problem, go over to the Font over there, wash your finger in Holy Water, and go on in"

After asking the 2nd Nun the same question, she replies "Well, in High School, i once gave a boy a Hand Job"

This time St Peter tells her to wash her hands in the Holy Water and enter.

He turns to the 3rd Nun, when the 4th suddenly pulls her out the way exclaiming:

"If you think im gargling in that font, after shes washed her arse, you have another think coming&#33;"

[Celerystalksme]

Jesus and Moses are on an island. Jesus turns to Moses and says "I bet I can beat you in a race to the land." Moses turns to Jesus and says "I can split the water, so I&#39;ll beat you." Jesus says "Yea, but I can walk on water, so I&#39;m faster."

So they get out a stop watch and Moses splits the sea and gets to land. He screams to Jesus that now he can run. So Jesus runs and he gets about 20 feet into the water and sinks. He swims to shore and Moses asks what happened. Jesus turns to Moses and says "I forgot that I had holes in my feet."

[CornerPocket]

Originally posted by Adster@2 July 2004 - 08:50
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love that new member title did i inspire you too it

oh and btw you forgot to say abracadabra

whaddaya talking about your a inspiration to the whole board......

*doh, guess that&#39;s why my powers didn&#39;t work

[Celerystalksme]

Q: What do pizza delivery boys and gynecologists have in common?

A: They both can smell it but they can&#39;t eat it.

*is off to bed now...more jokes to come tomorrow*