Well I Guess Bot Decided

[Celerystalksme]

You Know You Are Living In The 21st Century When:


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clocknews.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE ...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your friends.

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9

18. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!...

[ashutosh_cool16]

Sorry.. i entered this topic v. late... anyways.. this post is goin on the lines of BaccyMan's..........

still.. Baccyman's jokes rule.

[{%shellshock%}]

Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@9 July 2004 - 22:08
Baccyman's jokes rule.

I dont find them funny at all. But we all have our own style.

[tesco]

Originally posted by {%shellshock%}+9 July 2004 - 21:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ({%shellshock%} @ 9 July 2004 - 21:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ashutosh_cool16@9 July 2004 - 22:08
Baccyman&#39;s jokes rule.

I dont find them funny at all. But we all have our own style. [/b][/quote]

[{%shellshock%}]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004+10 July 2004 - 02:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ROSSCO_2004 @ 10 July 2004 - 02:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by {%shellshock%}@9 July 2004 - 21:33
<!--QuoteBegin-ashutosh_cool16

@9 July 2004 - 22:08
Baccyman&#39;s jokes rule.

I dont find them funny at all. But we all have our own style.

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[i love one replys ]

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@10 July 2004 - 08:08
Sorry.. i entered this topic v. late... anyways.. this post is goin on the lines of BaccyMan&#39;s..........

still.. Baccyman&#39;s jokes rule.

stfu

i been telling jokes while baccyman was in the forum womb

this is more than a joke thread...this is a movement &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; (from a serious to joke section)

[Celerystalksme]

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the BOY fall off the swing?

A: he was laughing at the girls with no arms.

[Celerystalksme]

There is a pregnent lady who is going to have triplets and is in labor and driving to the hospital so she can have her babies properly conceived. But while she&#39;s on the way she is stopped at a traffic lght and three gang members try to jack her car and end up shooting her in her stomach three times.

But luckily she is close to the hospital When she is shot, so once she gets to the hospital the doctor gets all the kids out and tells her that they are all fine, but they couldn&#39;t find the bullets inside the lady. So about 12 or 13 years later the doctor had told the lady that each of the kids had one bullet inside of them, but they didn&#39;t need surgery because eventually they would crap or piss them out.

So now the lady had three kids two girls and one boy. One day the first girl goes up to her mom and she is crying her eyes out and her mom asks her waht&#39;s wrong and she says that she crapped out a bullet and her mom says I knew it would happen one day and tells the girl that everything is ok.

So a couple hours later the second girl goes up to her mom and she is crying her eyes out and her mom says let me guess, you crapped out a bullet and the girl says, How&#39;d u know and her mom said it&#39;s a long story. But then a couple hours later her son comes in the room and he&#39;s covered in blood and he&#39;s crying and his mom says," Let me guess you crapped out a bullet and he says, "no, I was jacking off and I shot the cat."

[Celerystalksme]

There&#39;s this forrest, and a majical turtle lives in it. One day he sees a bear chasing a rabbit so he stops them and tells them that they can each have 3 wishes.

For his 1st wish the bear says that he wishes all the bears in this forrest were female except for him. Done.

The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." The turtle and bear are a bit confused, but the wish is granted anyways.

For his 2nd wish the bear says "I wish that all the bears in the neighbouring forrests were female except for me." Done.

The rabbit wishes for a helmet.

For his 3rd wish the bear says "I wish that all the bears in the whole world were female except for me." Dobe.

The rabbit says "I wish that the bear was gay." And he jumps on his motorcycle and rides away.

[Celerystalksme]

There was a little boy who wanted to take his dog on a walk, but the his dad didn&#39;t know how to tell the little boy that he couldn&#39;t because the dog was in heat. So the dad called the vet and asked him what that he should do, because he didn&#39;t want the dog to get bred. So the vet told him to just put a little gas on the dog, and it would smoother the smell. So the dad was in the shop puttin gas on the dog, and the little boy walks in and asks his dad what that he is doing.

The dad tells the boy that he is just gassing the dog up for a walk. So the little boy is like okay whatever. So the boy was gone for an hour, and there was still no sign of him. So the man kinda gets worried. But about 20 minutes later, here comes the little boy, but the dog was no where in site.

So the man comes out the door and says where&#39;s the dog?&#33; And the little boy says: Oh she ran out of gas about a half a mile back, and another dog is pushing her home&#33;