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    Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

    The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

    The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

    The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

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    how do you kill a thread?



    move it to funny stuff

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    Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+2 July 2004 - 08:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN &#064; 2 July 2004 - 08:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-CornerPocket@2 July 2004 - 09:12
    and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word


    Damn.He said that with some authority&#33;

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    "8-ball Corner Pocket"

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    Originally posted by CornerPocket+3 July 2004 - 00:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CornerPocket @ 3 July 2004 - 00:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@2 July 2004 - 08:07
    and as for corner pocket after all you have always said I am on a spamming rage in your books ain&#39;t I???

    well that was a year ago now you know what the real deal is
    Everybody knows that you are a spamming rage, still are..............and the real deal is what?



    and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word [/b][/quote]
    don&#39;t play dumb mod with me

    you know what I mean

    you think those powers scare me?

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    Originally posted by Adster+2 July 2004 - 09:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 2 July 2004 - 09:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 00:12
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    @2 July 2004 - 08:07
    and as for corner pocket after all you have always said I am on a spamming rage in your books ain&#39;t I???

    well that was a year ago now you know what the real deal is

    Everybody knows that you are a spamming rage, still are..............and the real deal is what?



    and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word
    don&#39;t play dumb mod with me

    you know what I mean

    you think those powers scare me? [/b][/quote]





















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    Originally posted by Adster+2 July 2004 - 08:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster &#064; 2 July 2004 - 08:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 00:12
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    @2 July 2004 - 08:07
    and as for corner pocket after all you have always said I am on a spamming rage in your books ain&#39;t I???

    well that was a year ago now you know what the real deal is

    Everybody knows that you are a spamming rage, still are..............and the real deal is what?



    and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word
    don&#39;t play dumb mod with me

    you know what I mean

    you think those powers scare me?[/b][/quote]
    ...............scare, who said anything about scare...................what a minute guess you are saying I quoted that too.................................

    powers what powers....let&#39;s see let me try *poof* you can no longer type.......did my powers work?
    "8-ball Corner Pocket"

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    A man went into a church to confess his sins. He first told the priest that he had fondled a woman&#39;s breasts. The priest forgave him and gave him 10 Hail Marys to pray as pentence. He then confessed to recieving a hand job from a woman. The priest again forgave him and gave him 25 Our Fathers to pray as pentence.

    The man thanked the priest and went on his way. However, on his way out, the man remembered one more of his sins. He rushed back to confess it, however the priest was nowhere to be found. He could only find an altar boy, so he asked him, "Hey kid, what does the priest give for blowjobs?"

    The boy replied "Snickers&#33;"

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    Originally posted by CornerPocket+3 July 2004 - 00:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CornerPocket @ 3 July 2004 - 00:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Adster@2 July 2004 - 08:22
    Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 00:12
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    @2 July 2004 - 08:07
    and as for corner pocket after all you have always said I am on a spamming rage in your books ain&#39;t I???

    well that was a year ago now you know what the real deal is

    Everybody knows that you are a spamming rage, still are..............and the real deal is what?



    and it&#39;s cornerpocket....one word

    don&#39;t play dumb mod with me

    you know what I mean

    you think those powers scare me?
    ...............scare, who said anything about scare...................what a minute guess you are saying I quoted that too.................................

    powers what powers....let&#39;s see let me try *poof* you can no longer type.......did my powers work? [/b][/quote]
    stfu

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    This thread. Sucks.

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    A man went to his doctor office one morning looking for help.

    "Doc, you have to help me, I am not sure what is going on." after saying that the man dropped his pants.

    The doctor looked at the man&#39;s penis an noticed a Red and a Brown ring around the man&#39;s penis.

    "I - I do not know what is going on, can you help me?"

    The doctor took some samples and left the man in the room alone. A few minutes later the doctor returned.

    "Okay, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that the Red ring is lipstick -"

    "Great, I guess I got lucky," replied the man.

    "Well, there is also the bad news. The Brown ring is Skoal."

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