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07-02-2004, 03:02 PM
#111
what do I put here?
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07-02-2004, 03:06 PM
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#112
Out of The Ordinary
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 July 2004 - 16:04
Q: What do pizza delivery boys and gynecologists have in common?
A: They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
*is off to bed now...more jokes to come tomorrow*
Sweet dreams 
BOT
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07-02-2004, 03:07 PM
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#113
Q. What's the difference between a rebellious chicken and a horny lawyer?
A. One clucks defiance...
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07-02-2004, 03:08 PM
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Poster
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07-02-2004, 03:09 PM
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Retired
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07-02-2004, 03:12 PM
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Retired
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 July 2004 - 09:04
Q: What do pizza delivery boys and gynecologists have in common?
A: They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
*is off to bed now...more jokes to come tomorrow*
nighty-night
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07-02-2004, 03:15 PM
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what do I put here?
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Originally posted by CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 01:17
and how come the dictionary has corner pocket as 2 words??
they wouldn't listen to me ^_^
Lmao
almost my bedtime too
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07-02-2004, 03:16 PM
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Two priests jump into the showers in the convent, and one of them remembers that he forgot the soap. As his room is nearby, he goes out without a towel to get the soap. On the way back, he hears three nuns coming down the hallway. Stark naked, he thinks about where to hide...
As the three nuns go down the hallway, they see the priest standing perfectly still.
"Oh look, a new statue", the first nun goes.
"Hmm - What is that?", the second nun goes, pointing at the priest's penis which is fully erect.
The first nun pulls on the cock and one of the soaps slips out of his left hand.
"Ah - It's a soap dispenser", she exclaims.
The second nun decides to try it herself, grabbing his cock. The other soap slips out of his right hand, which the second nun picks up.
The third nun decides to try it herself as well and pulls on his dick. No soap. She tries it again to no avail. She tries it a few more times before shouting to the other two nuns:
"Hey look - Hand Cream!"
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07-02-2004, 03:20 PM
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Retired
Originally posted by Adster+2 July 2004 - 09:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 2 July 2004 - 09:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-CornerPocket@3 July 2004 - 01:17
and how come the dictionary has corner pocket as 2 words??
they wouldn't listen to me ^_^
Lmao
almost my bedtime too[/b][/quote]
Thanks for the conversation, feel much better..........nighty-night..............until the next time
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07-02-2004, 04:49 PM
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A bunch of teenage boys are chasing pidgeons yelling "fuck off... fuck off!!!" in a town square. A priest walks up to the young boys and tells them "When you chase those birds you should just say "shoo shoo" and they'll fuck off by themselves."
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