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    After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
    enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
    veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
    more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
    alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then
    hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
    shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went
    home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
    his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5". At which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his
    other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
    West Virginia, Louisiana, Georgia, certain parts of the United Kingdom
    and all of France.

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    and all of France.

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