British Telecom Eat Poo And Die!

[Mr. Mulder]

I went for a job interview at BT to work on directory enquiries. I got there, answered their hundreds of questions, filled out a mountain of paper work, did the online exam and the written. They said that they’d phone within the week – that was almost two flucking weeks ago! All that work for nothing!

I’m gonna prank call them all day, that’ll learn em

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by Arcadia@3 July 2004 - 09:51
I went for a job interview at BT to work on directory enquiries. I got there, answered their hundreds of questions, filled out a mountain of paper work, did the online exam and the written. They said that they’d phone within the week – that was almost two flucking weeks ago! All that work for nothing!

I’m gonna prank call them all day, that’ll learn em

same thing just happened to our ben.

think back, did you answer every quesion with "meh"?

[Mr. Mulder]

"meh"

"probably"

"I am teh hard worker!!11!!!111"

[ck-uk]

no loss anyway arcadia!!them jobs are too tedious!! stuck behind a comp saying hello allday!!

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia@3 July 2004 - 09:59
"meh"

"probably"

"I am teh hard worker!!11!!!111"

Here's another no-no:

Q. How many days off sick did you have last year?

A. All of them.

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by ck-uk@3 July 2004 - 10:16
no loss anyway arcadia!!them jobs are too tedious!! stuck behind a comp saying hello allday!!

Yeah they're pretty shit, but once you've been there a while you can make something like a tenner an hour, just by answering the phone.



@cheese - it was three months, liver problems ...got to work from home though

[GepperRankins]

i'm taking an aapplication form in to currys today. is it ok iif i say i left mcdonalds cos the shift manager was sock cooker?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia+3 July 2004 - 10:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 3 July 2004 - 10:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ck&#045;uk@3 July 2004 - 10:16
no loss anyway arcadia&#33;&#33;them jobs are too tedious&#33;&#33; stuck behind a comp saying hello allday&#33;&#33;

Yeah they&#39;re pretty shit, but once you&#39;ve been there a while you can make something like a tenner an hour, just by answering the phone.



@cheese - it was three months, liver problems ...got to work from home though [/b][/quote]
I was being jocular, but sorry to hear that.

My worst ever interview was for a local pub and I was asked, "Weren&#39;t you sacked from your last job for fighting?"

My answer: "Yeah, but I was off duty."

I didn&#39;t get the job.

[ck-uk]

yea mate its good for paying bills&#33;&#33;,,i could never doit&#33;&#33;drive me insane&#33;&#33;

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 July 2004 - 10:27
I was being jocular,

your trying to cyber?