Things People Say

[j2k4]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+3 July 2004 - 17:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 3 July 2004 - 17:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@3 July 2004 - 23:47
My Dad had a friend who&#39;d occasionally say, "The smaller the mouse, the bigger the baby".

Do you think he had an unfeasibly small penis.

Perhaps the size and shape of a mouse (optical obviously).

You have to make sure the eye on those doesn&#39;t get clogged with dirt, the optical mouse that is, not the .... oh never mind. [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t know what to say, except that it is not the first time.

[SillyRumours]

"Close but no cigar"

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ah, that makes sense tho, you celebrate by smoking a cigar because of winning or achieving something, if you failed but only just, you were close but get no cigar for wininng

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

Never did get that :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 July 2004 - 15:52
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

Never did get that :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

I was just going to post that you thought stealer.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You called me a thought stealer as I was calling you a "Sad wanker"

Someone did explain it the other day but I can&#39;t remember

Jonno B)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 July 2004 - 10:52
Ah, that makes sense tho, you celebrate by smoking a cigar because of winning or achieving something, if you failed but only just, you were close but get no cigar for wininng

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

Never did get that :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

Think of it this way, Jonno:

A babe in the bed is worth two at the pub.

Get it?