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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Bartenders Psychology:
    > Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
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    > Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
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    > The results:
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    > Drink: Beer
    > Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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    > Drink: Blender Drinks
    > Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
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    > Drink: Mixed Drinks
    > Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
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    > Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    > Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    > Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
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    > Drink: White Zinfandel
    > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
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    >
    > Drink: Shots
    > Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
    > totally drunk. and naked.
    > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
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    >
    > Drink: Tequila
    > No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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    >
    > THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
    > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
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    > Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
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    > Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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    > Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
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    > Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
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    > Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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    >
    > White Zinfandel: He's gay

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    White Zinfandel: He's gay


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    Originally posted by scribblec@5 July 2004 - 21:27
    White Zinfandel: He's gay

    lmfao

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    haha so true.....
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