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    Alligator Shoes


    > > >A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana She wanted
    a
    > > pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
    reluctant
    > to
    > > pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
    > > >
    > > >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of
    > the
    > > shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my
    own
    > > alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
    > > >
    > > >The shopkeeper said "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
    and
    > > catch yourself a big one!"
    > > >
    > > >Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
    catching
    > > herself an alligator.
    > > >
    > > >Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
    young
    > > woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
    > sees
    > > a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim,
    kills
    > > the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp
    > bank.
    > > Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
    > > watches in amazement.
    > > >
    > > >Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated,
    > > shouts out "Damn it, this one is barefoot too!"
    > >

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    ZaZu's Avatar I know stuff ...
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    Another blond joke......


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    Originally posted by Donnie Darko@8 July 2004 - 21:44
    Is hippychick,baccyman
    a cheap version yes

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    Your not good at this joke thing hippychick.

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