Alligator Shoes

**hippychick** · 07-06-2004, 03:35 AM

Alligator Shoes

> > >A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana She wanted
a
> > pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant
> to
> > pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
> > >
> > >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of
> the
> > shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own
> > alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
> > >
> > >The shopkeeper said "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and
> > catch yourself a big one!"
> > >
> > >Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching
> > herself an alligator.
> > >
> > >Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
young
> > woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
> sees
> > a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim,
kills
> > the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp
> bank.
> > Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
> > watches in amazement.
> > >
> > >Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated,
> > shouts out "Damn it, this one is barefoot too!"
> >