Please Help Me Cast The Forum Movie!

[J'Pol]

There is only one contender for Jonno

[hobbes]

Originally posted by j2k4@7 July 2004 - 19:11
Hobbes-

Bruce Dern as Clocker would be a bit too, ah...frenetic, I think.

Clocker presents as possibly the most physically (and, to a great extent, emotionally) languid person I know.

More of a John Malkovich type.

I am very pleased with my new screen personna, thank you very much.

J'Pol? (Rowan Atkinson, in Blackadder mode, of course).

And yourself: Can we somehow meld Leonard Nimoy and Peter Sellers?

I'm thinking of a kind of "Dr. Strangelove on quaaludes" quality.

J2,

I will defer to you on the best assessment of Clocker. You have a more complete data set. Perhaps a fusion between Bruce Dern and a three toed-sloth would be spot on.

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Sloths are slow-moving solitary animals, which live their lives in the canopy of the forest. Their difficult cellulose-rich diet means that they need complex stomachs to help digest it, and they also have very low metabolic rates and reduced muscles to exist on a low-energy diet. They only descend the trees once a week to urinate and defecate, and communicate through scent.

John Malkovich is too self absorbed and vain for my taste.

As for myself, I question the logic of your suggested fusion. I see myself as more of a George Carlin-type skeptic.



Fortunately, I don't look like him.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by J'Pol@7 July 2004 - 16:14
Withcheese =

A good man with a stick, is he?

J'Pol-

How could I consent to be portrayed be a man whose daughter was once married to Geraldo Rivera?

I do envy him his wild head of hair and his ability with a cigarette, however.

Jonno-Randy Quaid

lilmiss-Jan Smithers (Bailey Quarters, from WKRP)

Biggles-Jerry Brown

Sara 5564-Meryl Streep, on smart pills

BrotherDoobie-Steven Wright, with a soul

Rat-Faced-Nicholas Cage

Busyman-Wesley Snipes

Big Bank Hank-Michael J.Fox, only bigger.

Sam4-Jack Black

lynx-David Letterman

[hobbes]

Infested Cats by:

Michael Hutchence





Scribblec:

[hobbes]

Rat-Faced

[J'Pol]

Busyman =


RF =

[j2k4]

Originally posted by hobbes+7 July 2004 - 16:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes &#064; 7 July 2004 - 16:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@7 July 2004 - 19:11
Hobbes-

Bruce Dern as Clocker would be a bit too, ah...frenetic, I think.

Clocker presents as possibly the most physically (and, to a great extent, emotionally) languid person I know.

More of a John Malkovich type.

I am very pleased with my new screen personna, thank you very much.

J&#39;Pol? (Rowan Atkinson, in Blackadder mode, of course).

And yourself: Can we somehow meld Leonard Nimoy and Peter Sellers?

I&#39;m thinking of a kind of "Dr. Strangelove on quaaludes" quality.

J2,

I will defer to you on the best assessment of Clocker. You have a more complete data set. Perhaps a fusion between Bruce Dern and a three toed-sloth would be spot on.

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Sloths are slow-moving solitary animals, which live their lives in the canopy of the forest. Their difficult cellulose-rich diet means that they need complex stomachs to help digest it, and they also have very low metabolic rates and reduced muscles to exist on a low-energy diet. They only descend the trees once a week to urinate and defecate, and communicate through scent.

John Malkovich is too self absorbed and vain for my taste.

As for myself, I question the logic of your suggested fusion. I see myself as more of a George Carlin-type skeptic.



Fortunately, I don&#39;t look like him.[/b][/quote]
Hobbes-

I agree whole-heartedly with your self-assessment.

Another option might be Lewis Black, unless you reject him also on the basis of his looks.

I don&#39;t look alot like James Earl Jones, but, there you have it: if James Earl is willing, so am I.

Clocker&#39;s demeanor is Malkovich, albeit without the snobbery; Clocker is very engaging.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by hobbes@7 July 2004 - 21:41

Scribblec:

scribblec is my new luva &#33;&#33;&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by j2k4@7 July 2004 - 21:41

Jonno-Randy Quaid

The Shitta&#39;s full

Crazy Billy Bats




NikkiD (Mainly cos she&#39;s a lookalike)





Jonno B)

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+7 July 2004 - 22:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 7 July 2004 - 22:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@7 July 2004 - 21:41

Scribblec:

scribblec is my new luva &#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
You dont seem that dissappointed