try goin to ur family doctor
or cork idea will work great
try goin to ur family doctor
or cork idea will work great
Never do this; not only is it risky, it is extremely bad form.Originally posted by foot loose@7 July 2004 - 14:05
...dribbling them out as best I can...
I suggest you experiment with "cheek placement/position" when first you seat yourself; this methodology leaves less to chance as re: ambient conditions, and forces the anally-expectorant individual to develop and fine-tune sphincter control.
Remember:
Patience, and practice, practice, practice...
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Never do this; not only is it risky, it is extremely bad form.Originally posted by j2k4+7 July 2004 - 23:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 7 July 2004 - 23:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-foot loose@7 July 2004 - 14:05
...dribbling them out as best I can...
I suggest you experiment with "cheek placement/position" when first you seat yourself; this methodology leaves less to chance as re: ambient conditions, and forces the anally-expectorant individual to develop and fine-tune sphincter control.
Remember:
Patience, and practice, practice, practice... [/b][/quote]
u noe ur farts
lmao at the title of this thread
Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.
This thread is too much
I have an easy solution to your problem, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom....
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
just let it go, make it known, if anyone is disgusted and leaves the room take the food from their plates
Oh man
I was waiting in a checkout at my local supermarket and I had to fart. I new it was going to be a hot one and I tried to keep it in. My wife was packing the shopping and it slowly released
I looked behind and this guy was bending over and emptying his basket. His head was about 3" from my ass
I released a really hot fart! The cashier and the guy behind me got the full blast :">
Originally posted by 121@7 July 2004 - 20:05
I new it was going to be a hot one and I tried to keep it in.
Yes; often one acts based upon specific conditions.
I like to fart in checkouts when I am on vacation.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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