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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over
    her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an
    act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

    "God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,"
    she prayed.

    And just like that, her ears fell off
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    You WILL go to Hell, you know that don't you?
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    Originally posted by clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
    You WILL go to Hell, you that don't you?
    no, I didn't "know".
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Funny....
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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Originally posted by kaiweiler@7 July 2004 - 19:10

    Funny....
    I thought so.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Originally posted by hobbes+7 July 2004 - 14:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 7 July 2004 - 14:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
    You WILL go to Hell, you that don&#39;t you?
    no, I didn&#39;t "know". [/b][/quote]
    lmfao

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    Originally posted by j2k4@7 July 2004 - 16:41
    "God...if you take away my love handles, I&#39;ll devote my life to you,"
    she prayed.

    And just like that, her ears fell off
    ears....ok...I get it ears fell....I see....off...


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