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    Don't eat yellow snow

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    Beware the consequences of suggesting tomato ketchup tastes nice on pasta

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    * always store cans of baked beans upside down so they come out of the can more easily.

    * always place a ping pong ball in the lavatory when toilet training young boys, it helps if they have a target.

    *always use a pinch of salt in the water when cooking pasta, not for taste, but to lower the boiling point of the water and so save gas.

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    I thought the salt drew the starch out the pasta?


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    Originally posted by manker@7 July 2004 - 20:06
    * always store cans of baked beans upside down so they come out of the can more easily.

    * always place a ping pong ball in the lavatory when toilet training young boys, it helps if they have a target.

    *always use a pinch of salt in the water when cooking pasta, not for taste, but to lower the boiling point of the water and so save gas.

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    What's this?

    Useful hints?

    Didn't know any of those; let's have some more.
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    Originally posted by danb@8 July 2004 - 01:09
    I thought the salt drew the starch out the pasta?
    not according to Mrs G. Widdrington from Huddersfield



    when rolling shoe pastry always use a thin porcelain rolling pin rather than a thick wooden one
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    when preparing horse chestnuts for the annual conker championships make sure that the hole you put through the centre of them is as small as possible. it may take longer but a darning needle is the optimum tool rather than the usual meat skewer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    * always place a ping pong ball in the lavatory when toilet training young boys, it helps if they have a target.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    * always place a ping pong ball in the lavatory when toilet training young boys, it helps if they have a target.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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