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    Rip The Jacker's Avatar Retired
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    Thought this was kind of neat... don't cheat now.
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    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.



    The questions are not that difficult.









    Questions:

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
    Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer:
    The Elephant.
    The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
    This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
    But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
    AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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    I got 1 right.

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    first two were - push it in as hard as u can

    third was umm the lion

    and the last was dive in and hope for the best
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Illuminati's Avatar Simple Bystander BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    I need the fingers of both hands to count how many times this has been posted here in the past year

    So naturally I got all of them right


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    Failed mieserably but got the last one right

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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    got none right


    me is thick
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    ZaZu's Avatar I know stuff ...
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    Got 1 right -the elephant still in the fridge...


    If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
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    i got that one right too
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    Not one right

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