Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 37

Thread: Ever Tried To Pick Up A Hooker?

  1. #1
    Keikan's Avatar ........
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Edmonton (Not Enfield)
    Age
    28
    Posts
    3,771
    Have you ever tried to pick up a prostitute?

    (poll please)
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    44,031
    nah, would do my back in - the ones arounf my way are as fat as feck :x
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  3. Lounge   -   #3
    Poster
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    America,California
    Posts
    146
    Oh god

  4. Lounge   -   #4
    i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator
    <span style='color:black'>websites that are actually good</span>
    http://www.sputnik7.com - music videos &amp; short films &amp; anime
    http://www.atomfilms.com - more short films
    http://www.howstuffworks.com - learning can be fun
    http://www.caedes.net - probably the best wallpapers on the net

  5. Lounge   -   #5
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    44,031
    Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
    i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator
    if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  6. Lounge   -   #6
    Originally posted by manker+8 July 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 8 July 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
    i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator
    if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay. [/b][/quote]
    i dont even know why that made me laugh
    <span style='color:black'>websites that are actually good</span>
    http://www.sputnik7.com - music videos &amp; short films &amp; anime
    http://www.atomfilms.com - more short films
    http://www.howstuffworks.com - learning can be fun
    http://www.caedes.net - probably the best wallpapers on the net

  7. Lounge   -   #7
    yes, but then she starting discussing the charge, i asked if i could use paypal, she said yes but said there was a 5% surcharge, so i had her arrested for illegally surcharging, bitch

  8. Lounge   -   #8
    Celerystalksme's Avatar This Is My Clone BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Australia
    Age
    33
    Posts
    5,954
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

  9. Lounge   -   #9
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    44,031
    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex
    how did you manage that?

    - better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

    - post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

    - had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

    - I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #10
    Keikan's Avatar ........
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Edmonton (Not Enfield)
    Age
    28
    Posts
    3,771
    Hmmm i was looking for a serious answer, maybe i should have started this topic in Talk Club
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •