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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Guide to Real Estate Terms

    To spare others from dashed hopes, shattered dreams, and tired feet, here is a guide to familiar real-estate ad phrases.

    Charming - Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."

    Much Potential - Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. See "Ready to Rehab," and "Fixer Upper."

    Unique City Home - Used to be a warehouse.

    Hi-Tech/Contemporary - Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.

    Daring Design - Still a warehouse.

    Completely Updated - Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.

    Sophisticated - Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."

    One-Of-A-Kind - Ugly as sin.

    Brilliant Concept - Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."

    Upper Bracket - If you have to ask . . .

    You'll Love It - No, you won't.

    Must See To Believe - An absolutely accurate statement

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    Did you write this yourself.

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    Do you ever say anything usefull ShellShock??

    Youve just put an inane comment on the bottom of every single message in this forum, didnt your Mum ever tell you "if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all"

    Keep it up hippychick, I love the one about cats

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    Originally posted by QualityPapers@9 July 2004 - 09:29
    Do you ever say anything usefull ShellShock??

    Youve just put an inane comment on the bottom of every single message in this forum, didnt your Mum ever tell you "if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all"
    (...)
    Now now, boys. Play nice.

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    Originally posted by {%shellshock%}@9 July 2004 - 02:23
    Did you write this yourself.
    lol its another vamp!

    and u'll be more than shellshocked when HippyChick runs you over on her motorbike! You could say you'll be scrambled!

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