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[Cheese]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 July 2004 - 01:56
so as far as I can see, most of you are happy for children to see nasty sick pics and porn
thats fine

You make us all sound like a bunch of heartless bastards but as far as I can see you're the one who sells these magazines to children. If you really believed in this then you would refuse to sell these magazines to children. End of story.

Now let's just say you did get sacked for refusing to serve a 10 year-old a copy of Bizarre I think you'd have a good case for unfair dismissal. Obviously you feel the magazine is unsuitable so why aren't you sticking to your principals.

Seems to me you're just full of hot air on this issue.


*I wonder what would happen if a parent phoned your boss (or whatever wierd set-up you have in Sheringham) and complained that you had sold an unsuitable magazine to a minor? Would your boss protect you saying that you had every right to sell that magazine or would you be reprimanded?

[j4y3m]

Let them buy what they want, is it really a concern to you?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Withcheese@9 July 2004 - 08:46

You make us all sound like a bunch of heartless bastards but as far as I can see you're the one who sells these magazines to children. If you really believed in this then you would refuse to sell these magazines to children. End of story.

Now let's just say you did get sacked for refusing to serve a 10 year-old a copy of Bizarre I think you'd have a good case for unfair dismissal. Obviously you feel the magazine is unsuitable so why aren't you sticking to your principals.

Seems to me you're just full of hot air on this issue.


*I wonder what would happen if a parent phoned your boss (or whatever wierd set-up you have in Sheringham) and complained that you had sold an unsuitable magazine to a minor? Would your boss protect you saying that you had every right to sell that magazine or would you be reprimanded?

I told you, I hav'nt actually sold one to a minor and yes , My boss would stand by me
And once again you missed my point, I never had a go at any of you guys, I was saying it's wrong that it's so readily available, I'm only 1 person, there are millions of shops

And looking back thru this, MS2 and Manker are actually the only people to say whether or not they feel happy about this, the rest of you keep going on about pics of front covers

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Jonno, i must say: You look amazingly well for someone working 7 days and gets

paid with cheap booze and food.............

Didn't you say your boss was a woman?? Bet she throws in some extra

perks...


Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why thankyou Yogi

Yes my boss is a woman, 2 of them actually, they lesbiens
And no, they kinda not into the whole penis thing

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 July 2004 - 16:24
Why thankyou Yogi

Yes my boss is a woman, 2 of them actually, they lesbiens
And no, they kinda not into the whole penis thing

Jonno B)

So you get paid in cheap booze and food by two lesbo's............


But you being bi with beertits might per(k)suade them????


Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

That is true :helpsmile:
And having such an unfeasably small penis, when naked they might think I'm a girl

Jonno B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok having borrowed a copy of Bizzarre and Zoo

Apology to Cheese, altho Bizzarre does not come in celophane, it does carry the black and white "Parental Advisory" lable on the front.
But is still legal to sell to a child. And it has a pic of a woman with her lips and ears missing :x Niiiiiiiiice

Zoo on the other hand is advertising a tv prog "101 thing to come out of a human"
Prog is on Channel 4 at 10:50pm , but the mag has no restriction or warning whatsoever!

But there are 4 pics

A man with a garden fork thru his face
A man with a fen post thru his chest
A man with a steel rod thru his chin and out the back of his head
A man with a steel reinforcing rod thru his right eye and out his cheek/ear

I don't care what anyone says, a child should not see that.

Oh yeah, it also has Abi Titmuss lesbo video shots

Jonno B)

[manker]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 July 2004 - 15:22
Ok having borrowed a copy of Bizzarre and Zoo

Apology to Cheese, altho Bizzarre does not come in celophane, it does carry the black and white "Parental Advisory" lable on the front.
But is still legal to sell to a child. And it has a pic of a woman with her lips and ears missing :x Niiiiiiiiice

Zoo on the other hand is advertising a tv prog "101 thing to come out of a human"
Prog is on Channel 4 at 10:50pm , but the mag has no restriction or warning whatsoever!

But there are 4 pics

A man with a garden fork thru his face
A man with a fen post thru his chest
A man with a steel rod thru his chin and out the back of his head
A man with a steel reinforcing rod thru his right eye and out his cheek/ear

I don't care what anyone says, a child should not see that.

Oh yeah, it also has Abi Titmuss lesbo video shots

Jonno B)

So your whole premis has changed form being against all "lads mags" to just being against Zoo magazine being avaliable for children to buy.

Glad that's cleared up. Jonno I totally agree

edit: yes, that Abi titmus vid is..ahem..interesting.

[MicroScreen2]

whens that 101 things on?


monday night