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    Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair&#33

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special&#33

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)

    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion&#33

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose&#33

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope&#33

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)

    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (but no peas?)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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    now was that great or wat......


    very true... examples..... we overlook these

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    Originally posted by Monkeee@10 July 2004 - 08:54
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    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
    I wonder if they got sued by someone.

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    and we think we are the smartest beins of the universe

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    Originally posted by HCT@11 July 2004 - 06:58
    and we think we are the smartest beins of the universe
    By technology, perhaps (i'm taking into account that there might be other civilisations). By society, i say not.

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    Originally posted by HCT@11 July 2004 - 06:58
    beins
    Enough said

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    Originally posted by Alex H+12 July 2004 - 00:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alex H @ 12 July 2004 - 00:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HCT@11 July 2004 - 06:58
    beins
    Enough said [/b][/quote]
    LMFAO

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    Originally posted by Monkeee@10 July 2004 - 08:54
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

    Shut that cuntís mouth or Iíll come over there and fuckstart her head.

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    Originally posted by Alex H+12 July 2004 - 08:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alex H &#064; 12 July 2004 - 08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HCT@11 July 2004 - 06:58
    beins
    Enough said [/b][/quote]
    and we think we are the smartest beins of the universe
    seriously i cant believe we think we are the smartest beins of the universe

    didn&#39;t catch that lmfao

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