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Thread: A Musical

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    [Buffalo Bill]

    It rubs the lotion on its skin

    It does this when it's told

    It rubs the lotion on its skin

    Or else it gets the hose

    And when it's done there's one more thing

    A simple little task, it's:

    Put the fucking lotion in the basket.

    Put the fucking lotion in the basket

    All these stupid women are the same

    Helps me not to think of them as human, so

    I call them "it" instead of by their names.


    Mister please no more abuse

    Can't you see there's no excuse

    My family's prob'ly wonderin' where I've been.


    I'll starve you so your skin gets loose

    Stop crying now you big fat moose

    Just put the fucking lotion on your skin

    And then

    Put the fucking lotion in the basket

    Your chances for survival are remote

    I'm impervious to all your silly whining

    So pipe down before I jam a moth

    Right down your fucking throat.


    Mister please, my mom's got money

    Let me go -- this isn't funny

    Cops are sure to send somebody

    Turn me loose -- don't be a dummy!


    Listen to you scream and wail

    Keep it down you fucking whale

    Mind the broken fingernail

    The last girl climbed halfway but failed.

    [Catherine screaming]

    [Bill imitation screaming]






    She's down here, you piece of shit!


    Put the fucking poodle in the basket

    I'd kill you but there's someone at the door

    Don't make me go and get my gun and shoot you

    It's a waste of skin,

    They don't sell fat girls in a fucking store.

    Put my fucking Precious in the basket

    Don't you hurt my one and only friend

    You don't know what pain is but I'll teach you if

    You lay a fucking finger on my poodle's pretty head.

    Put the fucking poodle in the basket!!

    Silence! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical 2003 Jon & Al Kaplan


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