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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Welfare Mama

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

    "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"

    "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a
    thousand times before She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

    "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be
    here to sign up.

    I'll need all your children's names."

    "This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."

    "OK, and who's next?"

    "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
    One by one,
    through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the
    eldest girl, named

    "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named

    Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out
    of bed and ready
    for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
    dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'

    An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of
    them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
    wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But
    what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
    the whole bunch?"

    " I call them by their last names."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2

    She sure gets around...
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  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    HCT's Avatar WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Dec 2003
    charlotte, nc
    you can look at this jokes in 2 ways: 1) she is stupid. 2)she is a ho


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