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    NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan mayor has ordered more than 500 pigs to be shot dead because they were mating with stray dogs, the East African Standard has reported.



    A squad of town council guards moved from estate to estate shooting pigs roaming free in Nyahururu town, 95 miles north of the capital Nairobi.

    Town mayor Muritu Karumba said he ordered Thursday's cull to avoid an outbreak of disease caused by the pigs and dogs mating, which he said broke the laws of nature and "caused unnecessary commotion".

    But the unfortunate pigs' owners immediately cried foul, claiming collusion between Nyahururu's authorities and the town's bacon traders to cut competition in pork supplies.
    Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.

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    Sounds like a pretty usefull crossbreed. They could raise those pig-dogs to herd sheep. They could work for half their life and then end up at the breakfast table.

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    Originally posted by tracydani@12 July 2004 - 08:08
    Sounds like a pretty usefull crossbreed. They could raise those pig-dogs to herd sheep. They could work for half their life and then end up at the breakfast table.

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    Excellent idea.

    Now if they could get the pigdogs to breed with the sheep you'd have a real all-purpose animal.
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    Those stray dogs are just dirty sluts. You can't blame the pigs, if it's put on a plate for them like that.. well... who wouldn't? B)

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    Originally posted by barbarossa@12 July 2004 - 16:12
    Those stray dogs are just dirty sluts. You can't blame the pigs, if it's put on a plate for them like that.. well... who wouldn't? B)
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 04-03-2007 at 11:23 AM.

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    Originally posted by barbarossa@12 July 2004 - 15:12
    Those stray dogs are just dirty sluts. You can't blame the pigs, if it's put on a plate for them like that.. well... who wouldn't? B)
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 04-03-2007 at 11:23 AM.
    Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.

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    Originally posted by clocker@12 July 2004 - 08:10


    Now if they could get the pigdogs to breed with the sheep you'd have a real all-purpose animal.
    Plus, they'd make really cool noises.

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    I think they already HAVE mated and that explains the amount of horrid rednecks in upstate NY.

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    Originally posted by clocker+12 July 2004 - 10:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 12 July 2004 - 10:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-clocker@12 July 2004 - 08:10


    Now if they could get the pigdogs to breed with the sheep you&#39;d have a real all-purpose animal.
    Plus, they&#39;d make really cool noises.

    BAAoink&#33;[/b][/quote]
    Yes, but certain people(s) would no doubt regard such as the ruination of a good sheep, neat noises aside.

    Then you&#39;d also have the porcine problem of short legs, probably.

    BTW-

    Did you hear Dolly Parton is going to be reincarnated as a dog whose feet can&#39;t reach the ground?

    That&#39;s what I heard, anyway.
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