Im So Bored

[Lilmiss]

Theres a guy in here called Dan,
But secretly likes to be called Fran.
He'll shout and deny,
But his boots are knee high.
He stole 'em off his gran.

Theres a dude here called Zero Cool,
He rants like a bantering mule.
Dont ask him the time,
He'll answer in rhyme.
And then procide to drool. :helpsmile:

[sparsely]

you think you're bored?
I had to invite myself over to watch tv.

[Lilmiss]

Sparsley, Sparlsley,
It's just been me.
You think you've been bored?
Not another star I've scored.
I haven't been intrested in the T.V.

Theres a bloke called Soopaman,
Who is a bit of a shoe fan.
Trainers and boots,
He collects for his foots.
He's probably spent a grand.


Who next?
Urm....

[Lilmiss]

Theres an oddball called Fugly,
Who thinks he's f***ing ugly.
He's no doubt wrong,
I havent seen him in so long.
Has he ingested a bug<span style='color:gray'>ly?

Theres a bloke called Baz,
He cleans up all Jonno&#39;s jazz.
The poor guy needs help,
Jonno needs a scelp.
For making a mess in his mags.

Theres a young mod called Nikki,
Who is one smart chicky.
But she cannot run,
For the size of her buns.
It makes her feel quite icky. </span>

(hides....again. )

[Lilmiss]

There is a young lass named Lilmiss&#33; (thats me&#33; )
Who got extremly pissed.
She annoyed all the members,
Now hides from their tempers.
But her presence wont be missed.

[Lilmiss]

Ok, one more before sleeps...


<span style='color:purple'>There is a tormented soul called Sam,
His existence has been banned.
He done something wrong,
And now he is gone.
Thats where I&#39;ll end up up, damb.


G&#39;nite, you&#39;ve been fab.
Zzzzzzzzzzz........



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[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@18 July 2004 - 04:29
The was a young guy named Bo,
Who ended up married to a ho.
He hummed and arghed,
But couldnt get hard.
So she divorced him for a bucket of coal.

ho.....coal

hmmm, I see how that rhymes

[Proper Bo]

There was a woman named lilmiss
Who&#39;s rhyming ability was amiss
She posted so much shite
All throughout one night
And all of it was taking the piss

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@18 July 2004 - 01:40
have a day on the beach and see in the end if you really need drugs.you might be surprised

sorry but nothing beats a lovely splifter and a few tinnies on the beach.

[Snee]

Give back cheese, why?

Is he off?

What have I missed?