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    No lack of creativity on that one. Talk about improvising... Damn!



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    J'pol,

    You must understand the cultural significance of the use of an alligator. Like the Iraqi's beating the statue of Saddam with shoes, it conveys more than the physical act itself, but the ultimate disrespect and loathing.

    The animal of choice is regional and I would beat someone with an armadillo, J2 might use a bobcat and Clocker a turkey vulture.

    You must simply learn to understand our rich and colorful culture in order to appreciate why we do what we do.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 17:55
    J'pol,

    You must understand the cultural significance of use of an alligator. Like the Iraqi's beating the statue of Saddam with shoes, it conveys more than the physical act itself, but the ultimate disrespect and loathing.

    The animal of choice is regional and I would beat someone with an armadillo, J2 might use a bobcat and Clocker a turkey vulture.

    You must simply learn to understand our rich and colorful culture in order to appreciate why we do what we do.
    Sorry, I forgot just how diverse you were.

    We assume a common(ish) language indicates a common set of values.

    One lives and learns.

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    As a violent American I tend to use to pistol whip then maybe squeeze a couple off for good measure.

    Due to possible home invasion in our violent America, I keep one all three floors.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Originally posted by Busyman@18 July 2004 - 15:13
    Due to possible home invasion in our violent America, I keep one all three floors.
    A bit lax in the security department, I think.

    Anyone who knows me, visits my apartment through the secret tunnel, which is rife with "Raiders of the Lost Ark"-type obstacles. I unfortunately lost a friend to the rolling boulder due to a slight malfunction in the trigger. But, these things happen, I can get easily get new friends. Peace of mind is something that is hard to restore once lost.

    As for people coming to my front door, it simply explodes on contact.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    My weapon of choice is the potato.

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    Last time I hit anybody with anything other than a fist, I smacked a guy with his smartass 17-year-old son, whom I was detaining for police transport.

    The squad car's backseat accomodated them both rather nicely.

    It's true, though; America is not for the sissified, nor those who lack a sense of adventure and derring-do.

    Welcome to our jungle!

    BTW-Hobbes:

    I would hit someone with a deer (white-tail specie), and, depending on my level of pique, use a doe or a buck (with pointy cranial adornments).

    Much less risky than a bobcat, and a longer reach, to boot.
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    Originally posted by J'Pol@18 July 2004 - 12:24
    My weapon of choice is the potato.
    I can accomodate you, J'Pol-

    I have made several models along these lines:

    http://www.tommasi.org/spud/

    Check it out-great fun.
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