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    That caught your attention, didn't it?
    Thats what Ive been drinking all night.


    So embarrassing to order though.
    Especially when you want nuts too.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Thats fine until you get pissed and start ordering a "Nuts on the beach with Sex" :helpsmile:

    Of course thats not as bad as getting Bucks Fizz messed up

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 July 2004 - 22:26
    Of course thats not as bad as getting Bucks Fizz messed up


    Sounds like voice of expierience.

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    No no, I'm inteligent

    I don't make simple mistkes like that even when drunk because I would remember if I had.........would'nt I?

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    The pub is literally 60 steps away from me front door.
    Between 6 n 9pm the do happy hours, 2 for 1 on coctails.

    Can you imagine being that close, and not?

    They do:
    sex on the beach
    blowjobs
    orgasms

    and purple rain.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Originally posted by lilmiss@20 July 2004 - 22:37

    They do:
    sex on the beach
    blowjobs
    orgasms

    and purple rain.
    Having sex while listenig to prince now that`s what i call a pub.

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    Originally posted by enoughfakefiles+20 July 2004 - 18:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enoughfakefiles @ 20 July 2004 - 18:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@20 July 2004 - 22:37

    They do:
    sex on the beach
    blowjobs
    orgasms

    and purple rain.&nbsp;
    Having sex while listenig to prince now that`s what i call a pub. [/b][/quote]
    they party like it&#39;s 99 all yr round lol


    damn it smileys still dont work fo me &#33;&#33; rrrrr

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    Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@20 July 2004 - 22:39
    Having sex while listenig to prince now that`s what i call a pub.
    Noooooo.


    It&#39;s not a gay club.
    Just an average pub.


    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 July 2004 - 22:26
    Thats fine until you get pissed and start ordering a "Nuts on the beach with Sex" :helpsmile:

    Of course thats not as bad as getting Bucks Fizz messed up

    Jonno B)
    especially if the barman&#39;s name is &#39;bizz&#39; :helpsmile:

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    I remember (vaguely) being asked to leave a pub - I had been drinking all night and ordered a beer, then turned around to get a light from somebody. I turned back to the bar and asked "Are both of those for me?"

    A bit tragic really.

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