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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    4 the ladies in da house lol

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
    But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

    A male gynecologist is like an
    auto mechanic who never owned a car
    -Carrie Snow-

    My second favorite household chore is ironing.
    My first being,
    hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
    -Erma Bombeck-

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
    A woman must do what he can't.
    -Rhonda Hansome-

    The phrase "working mother" is redundant
    -Jane Sellman-

    Every time I close the door on reality,
    it comes in through the windows.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    Whatever women must do
    they must do twice as well as men
    to be thought half as good.
    Luckily, this is not difficult
    -Charlotte Whitton-

    If you can't be a good example --
    then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
    -Catherine-

    I'm not going to vacuum
    'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr-

    When women are depressed
    they either eat or go shopping.
    Men invade another country.
    -Elayne Boosler-

    Behind every successful man is
    a surprised woman.
    -Maryon Pearson-

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
    on how to combine marriage and a career.
    -Gloria Steinem-

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    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    Originally posted by hippychick@22 July 2004 - 14:28
    (...)
    When women are depressed
    they either eat or go shopping.
    Men invade another country.
    -Elayne Boosler-

    Behind every successful man is
    a surprised woman.
    -Maryon Pearson-
    (...)
    And no we don't, we find a girl do undepress us, manner of this undepressing is quite obvious B)

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