two-seater into a cemetery... yeah right.
Way to see right through the joke. The "college humor" tag at the end might have helped.Originally posted by zapjb@25 July 2004 - 20:42
two-seater into a cemetery... yeah right.
What may be lost on you is that within Canada, the Newfies appear to be the butt of many jokes, as my new co-worker has enlightened me.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
It doesn't count that I saw through it too then, eh?
The only good Newfie jokes I know require gesticulations, so they don't translate too well on the 'net. So here's one not-as-good one.
Newfie Flight 101 was flying from St. John's to Fort McMurray one night, with Russell the Pilot, and Glen the co-pilot . As they approached Fort McMurray airport, they looked out the front window.
"B'jeesus" said Russell, "Will ye look at how bloom'n short dat runway
is".
"You're not bloom'n kiddin, Russell" replied Glen.
"Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Russell.
"You're not kiddin, Russell" replied Glen.
"Right Glen. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Russell.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye put de flaps down straight away," said Russell.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can," said Russell
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul," said Russell.
"I be doing dat already," replied Glen.
So they approached the runway with Russell and Glen full of nerves
and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Glen put the
engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and
prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines,
squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt
centimetres from the end of the runway.
As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Russell looked
out the front window and said to Glen, "Dat has gotta be de shortest
bloom'n runway I have EVER seen in me whole life."
Glen looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Russell, but look
how bloom'n wide it is!"
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Why didn't they land the plane along the width of the runway. That would have made more sense.
I don't get the joke.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
HAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!Originally posted by hobbes@25 July 2004 - 22:36
i dont get it
You don't get it because "your" should be "you're" in your sig.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
0wned.
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
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