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    > A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent
    >was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
    >passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the
    >counter and said, "I have to be on this flight and it has to be first
    >class."
    > The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir, I'll be happy! to help
    >you; but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able
    >to work something out."
    > The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
    >passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
    > Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
    >address microphone, "May I have your attention please," she began, her
    >voice heard clearly throughout the terminal, "We have a passenger here
    >at Gate 14 who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his
    >identity, please come to Gate 14."
    > With the folks in line behind him laughing hysterically, the
    >man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth, and swore "Fuck
    >You!"
    > Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, si! r, but
    >you'll have to get in line for that, too!"

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    how come u don't add ur jokes to ur thread anymore?

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    Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@25 July 2004 - 23:15



    how come u don't add ur jokes to ur thread anymore?
    Perhaps it's cause I never had my own thread??? i"ve always done my jokes this way...

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    Originally posted by hippychick+25 July 2004 - 22:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hippychick @ 25 July 2004 - 22:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ROSSCO_2004@25 July 2004 - 23:15
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    how come u don&#39;t add ur jokes to ur thread anymore?
    Perhaps it&#39;s cause I never had my own thread??? i"ve always done my jokes this way... [/b][/quote]
    all the more to spam lol, jp jp

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    Originally posted by cpt_azad+26 July 2004 - 00:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cpt_azad @ 26 July 2004 - 00:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by hippychick@25 July 2004 - 22:27
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    how come u don&#39;t add ur jokes to ur thread anymore?

    Perhaps it&#39;s cause I never had my own thread??? i"ve always done my jokes this way...
    all the more to spam lol, jp jp [/b][/quote]
    lol ok I have read that alot...to me spaming is when u get lots of junk e-mail...what is it in this forum? I give lol

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    oops, got you and baccyman mixed up. :">

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    Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@26 July 2004 - 11:26
    oops, got you and baccyman mixed up. :">
    Now thats funny&#33;&#33;&#33;

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