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Thread: Liberals Fuck You If You Don't Vote Conservative

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    The folks at the Carbon Defence League have done it again. In the age where many people will vote for a candidate just because they are better looking, why not take it further? Pledge to vote for anyone other than Bush, and you could find yourself in bed with hot Liberal!

    Originally posted by FTheVote.com
    SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use this to our advantage - as one more weapon in a diverse arsenal to strip the conservatives of their power (by stripping them of their clothes first).

    Believe it or not, even the most seemingly deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.

    At Fuck The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun fucking over Bush while fucking for votes.
    F The Vote.com


  2. The Drawing Room   -   #2
    This is quite possibly the dumbest link ever.

    I think the popularity of this site is best expressed on their feedback page.

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    This fairly screams LOUNGE, don't you think?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

  4. The Drawing Room   -   #4
    I think it's newsworthy - Would you change your vote for sex?

    It will be interesting to see what becomes of this...

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    Rip The Jacker's Avatar Retired
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    Well the thread's title is very creative. Congrats.

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    I couldn't do it ..... theres no way I'd knowingly fuck a conservative.....ain't they all dry and stale inside?....yeeech! :x


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  7. The Drawing Room   -   #7
    Originally posted by Alex H@25 July 2004 - 23:47
    I think it's newsworthy - Would you change your vote for sex?

    It will be interesting to see what becomes of this...
    newsworthy??

    I wouldn't change my vote for sex. Maybe that's because I get sex regularly though. If I only had a sexual encounter every four years like a presidential vote? Then I'd vote any way she wanted me too.

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    Originally posted by j2k4@25 July 2004 - 23:58
    This fairly screams LOUNGE, don't you think?
    Ok then, agreed.....

    ....only let's move this one while we're at it.

    Sean John Puff P. Diddy Daddy Combs wants to get involved
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    More proof as to why I will never vote for a liberal.

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    Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@26 July 2004 - 12:31
    More proof as to why I will never vote for a liberal.
    It would be nice if we all knew what you were talking about.

    You are a stilted thinker.

    I sure would vote for a conservative....just not this time.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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