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    2 lawyers are walking along the beach and they see 2 naked women sun tanning. One lawyer looks to the other and says "we should go screw those women". The other lawyer looks and them and says " out of what? "

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    * First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?

    Second person: No.

    First person: Good!

    * You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

    You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

    * What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

    * What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.

    * How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

    * What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.

    * What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

    * Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

    * How do you know if a lawyer is well hung? You can't get you finger between the rope and his neck.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Looks like everyone loves lawyers

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
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    Feb 2003
    It was so cold out yesterday, I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.


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