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Thread: 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Landlady's Sausage Dog

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    1. It barks at me when the landlady is in the house.
    2. It cries and howls when the landlady is out.
    3. It barks whenever anyone enters the house.
    4. It's too fat /stupid/lazy to get up the stairs and has to be carried.
    5. It will pester you for food if you are cooking.
    6. It shits all over the garden.
    7. It once bit me in the face.
    8. It eats better than me.
    9. It sometimes fakes a limp for sympathy.
    10. It sometimes shits/pukes all over the house.

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    10 good reasons



    You missed out number 11 though - it dont let you sleep with him at night

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    Originally posted by danb@27 July 2004 - 09:13
    10 good reasons



    You missed out number 11 though - it dont let you sleep with him at night
    nasty

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    9. It sometimes fakes a limp for sympathy.

    Got to be the funnest one of the 10

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    Barking dogs can be very annoying for the neighbors and for the owner.  Our Ultra-Sonic devices can be used to train the offending dog not to bark.  We have devices that can be use manually for targeted training sessions and then set to automatic for when you are away. Stop barking dogs with these Ultra-sonic bark inhibitors.
    source - http://www.users.qwest.net/~khodges1/

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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@27 July 2004 - 11:41

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    Barking dogs can be very annoying for the neighbors and for the owner.  Our Ultra-Sonic devices can be used to train the offending dog not to bark.  We have devices that can be use manually for targeted training sessions and then set to automatic for when you are away. Stop barking dogs with these Ultra-sonic bark inhibitors.
    source - http://www.users.qwest.net/~khodges1/
    Nice

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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@27 July 2004 - 06:41

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    Barking dogs can be very annoying for the neighbors and for the owner. *Our Ultra-Sonic devices can be used to train the offending dog not to bark. *We have devices that can be use manually for targeted training sessions and then set to automatic for when you are away. Stop barking dogs with these Ultra-sonic bark inhibitors.
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    This device has two settings, ultrasonic and audible.  When set to ultrasonic it will NOT be heard by humans.  Humans can hear the audible setting.  Both settings are effective at deterring dogs from barking.  When a dog barks within 25 feet of this device it will respond by blasting the offending dog with a strong ultrasonic blast up to 120 dB.  This level of sound is like an airliner coming in for a landing.  The sound is emitted for only a few seconds after the barking stops, and then resets itself.  Bark Free comes with a rain cover to increase the flexibility when choosing a place to mount it.  It comes with its own 12-volt converter and 50 feet of cord, thus no need to worry about replacing batteries.  We offer a free 30-day trial and the manufacturer’s warranty is for two years.  This device can be set so humans cannot hear it.
    That dog will be deaf soon.

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    I mean

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    Originally posted by Ariel_001@27 July 2004 - 14:32

    That dog will be deaf soon.

    Yeah but who made withcheese Deaf?

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    that dog is smaRT!

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