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Thread: Old Woman Who Has A Baby

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    With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has
    a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest
    member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the
    65 year old mother says, "Not yet."
    A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says,
    "Not yet." Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
    And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
    So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
    The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

    [<span style='font-family:Impact'>make love not war and the world will be a better place to live.]</span>

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    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Originally posted by zacspeed@28 July 2004 - 12:59

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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