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    Well, just got off work, having a great day and everything. On my way home, my dad needed some gas, so I said lets head over to Bank of America, gas is on me. I take a look at the ATM machine, its on, says "Insert Card" and seems absolutely normal.

    I stick my card in, it says pick language, and I press English, only to notice none of the buttons are working!!! I eventually thought hey, it would notice I'm not doing anything and stick the card back out. It says "Thank you. Please take your card," but my card doesn't come out!!!

    Some guy shows up...
    Guy: Yeah it stole my card too.
    Me: Oh it wasn't working the whole time?
    Guy: Yeah I'm looking for a number to call.
    Me: *thinking* Why didn't you say something sooner you ass?

    Then I walked over to my dads car, and right then some other guy put his card in, I was too late to say anything, and it ate his card also. I'm going to have to go tomorrow and have them give me a new one, or my current one. There will be a lot of angry custimers tomorrow, I can say that much.

    They should put an Out of Order sign, or just turn the damn thing off.
    Stupid Bank of America, .

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    good ol bank of america. Their routing numbers are so easy to pass off n/m..........

    No but seriously around here if you leave your card in for like more than 2 minutes after the transaction it will take it and mail it to you like 2 weeks later or you can pick it up at the bank.

    You sure you didn't turn around to talk to dad and got carried away talking for 15 minutes?

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    113000023?

    this post is guaranteed 100% parrot-free

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    haha owned

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    Bank of America huh?
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    Originally posted by Sparsely@28 July 2004 - 22:45
    113000023?

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    Originally posted by shn+28 July 2004 - 20:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shn @ 28 July 2004 - 20:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sparsely@28 July 2004 - 22:45
    113000023?
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    Something I miss?

    @muchspl2
    Its funny when it doesn&#39;t happen to you eh?

    @Keikan
    Yup, good ol&#39; Bank of America. Remember the North Hollywood shootout? I&#39;d better get my card tomorrow, otherwise there might be another shootout really soon.

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    We have twisted banks up here in Canada like

    "Be Mo"
    "RB"
    "Capitol City Savings"
    "CIBC"
    or my personal favourite
    "TD"
    can&#39;t forget
    "HSBC"
    and
    "TD Waterhouse"
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+28 July 2004 - 22:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 28 July 2004 - 22:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by shn@28 July 2004 - 20:48
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    @28 July 2004 - 22:45
    113000023?

    Something I miss?

    @muchspl2
    Its funny when it doesn&#39;t happen to you eh?

    @Keikan
    Yup, good ol&#39; Bank of America. Remember the North Hollywood shootout? I&#39;d better get my card tomorrow, otherwise there might be another shootout really soon. [/b][/quote]
    omg that was bank of america?

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    Originally posted by muchspl2@29 July 2004 - 04:46
    haha owned
    how nice of u

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